Derby · Season 2 · Round 18
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Crooked Pete finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.675 | — | 2 | +1 | 10 | 9.5 |
| 2 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:12.733 | +1.06 | 1 | -1 | 4 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:12.917 | +1.24 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 9.7 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.708 | +2.03 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 9.6 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:19.342 | +7.67 | 11 | +6 | 30 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:20.775 | +9.10 | 5 | -1 | 18 | 9.8 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:23.625 | +11.95 | 9 | +2 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:26.850 | +15.18 | 14 | +6 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:28.092 | +16.42 | 6 | -3 | 18 | 9.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 37 | 11.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 30 | 10.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 21 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 9.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 9.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 9.1 |
3.050
Pilot Light is losing bits.
7.800
Yolk takes the lead.
12.658
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-5-7.
18.217
And it all goes wrong.
24.683
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-6-4-6-5.
30.050
Crooked Pete is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-5-7.
34.325
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-3-10-7-13.
40.000
That has come off.
45.092
That is a long way off the ground.
49.917
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-1-3.
54.600
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
58.883
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:04.175
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:08.383
That is real damage.
1:13.717
That was always going to happen.
1:15.217
That is Crooked Pete taking Tender Greg with them.
1:19.450
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:25.225
Absolute carnage.
1:30.050
Chunk is on the move.
1:35.650
There is nothing left of it.
1:40.050
Wide Load is going backwards.
1:44.767
That is Tube Sock taking Yolk with them.
1:49.933
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:54.275
Up it goes.
2:00.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:05.917
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:08.317
That is Butter Bean taking Radiator with them.
2:13.958
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:18.558
They felt that in the back row.
2:23.400
Extraordinary scenes.
2:30.492
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:33.883
Chunk will not be back.
2:36.625
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:44.700
A new leader — Floppy Joe.
2:49.225
One to go.
2:56.058
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:00.400
It is coming apart now.
3:05.875
Floppy Joe is airborne!
3:08.675
Floppy Joe has it.
3:10.658
Lil Nugget is out.
3:12.158
Floppy Joe wins the derby.
3:20.825
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.733 | Yolk 22.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 47.858 | Floppy Joe 23.109 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 1:12.408 | Floppy Joe 23.416 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 1:35.650 | Chunk 20.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 1:59.942 | Tube Sock 23.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:23.400 | Puck Yeah 21.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:49.225 | Wide Load 23.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 3:11.675 | Floppy Joe 22.450 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-7-16.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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