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Derby · Season 2 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Butter Bean finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.483 — 4 +3 20 10.7
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:15.558 +2.08 6 +4 32 10.6
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:15.892 +2.41 7 +4 25 10.5
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:21.458 +7.98 3 -1 20 10.6
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:21.992 +8.51 1 -4 25 10.9
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -1 28 10.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +8 11 11.2
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -6 12 10.7
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 0 20 11.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 0 12 11.4
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 24 11.6
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -4 9 10.8
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 21 11.5
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 10 10.7
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -3 4 11.3
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 2 10.1
2.275
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
6.767
Radiator is losing bits.
13.117
Look at the state of it.
17.617
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 1-3-9-1-1.
27.283
That has come off.
31.867
The Coaster leaves something behind.
38.133
That is a long way off the ground.
43.258
That has come off. Recent finishes: 13-6-11-5-4.
48.100
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-1-15-3-3.
57.658
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 9-7-6-5-6.
1:05.083
Oh, that is a big one.
1:09.833
You do not see that every day.
1:14.250
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-4-2-2-16.
1:20.050
Damp Kevin is on the move.
1:25.692
You do not see that every day.
1:30.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:33.700
And that is The Coaster finished.
1:38.783
That was always going to happen.
1:41.642
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
1:52.625
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:56.267
And that is Tender Greg finished.
2:10.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:14.992
Up it goes.
2:19.583
There is nothing left of it.
2:24.633
That is Damp Kevin taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:46.083
One to go.
3:05.592
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:10.483
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:13.483
Tube Sock wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 27.458 Old Gristle 27.458
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 53.925 Butter Bean 25.625
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 1:21.392 Stubbs 26.383
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 1:48.892 The Unit 24.983
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 2:17.167 Sweaty Gerald 28.267
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:46.083 Tube Sock 26.916
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:13.483 The Unit 26.342
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 8 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-6-4-3-6.
3.59
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-8-11-12-3.
78.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
28 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-7-4-8.
3.70
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-5-7.
5.41
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 6-11-14-11-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-16-1-11-9.
106.73
1
The Unit Basement Heat
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-12-7-1-2.
19.87
4
Radiator Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-14-10.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-7-8-7-11.
72.06
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
23 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-12-4-8-9.
60.34
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-4-2-9-1.
4.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-2-5-8-15.
120.95
3
The Coaster The Pucks
21 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-4-11-12-13.
108.70
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-13-16-9-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-12-3-6-1.
27.97

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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