Derby · Season 2 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:43.175 | — | 13 | +12 | 40 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:43.242 | +0.07 | 9 | +7 | 41 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.233 | +4.06 | 4 | +1 | 22 | 10.9 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:49.267 | +6.09 | 12 | +8 | 41 | 12.5 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:02.433 | +19.26 | 8 | +3 | 29 | 10.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 40 | 12.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +4 | 31 | 12.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 25 | 10.6 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 17 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 19 | 10.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 19 | 11.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.5 |
3.083
The Unit is airborne!
10.050
Squish is coming through.
14.858
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
24.667
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-4-4.
30.050
The Lieutenant is going backwards.
36.483
They will not want to see that again.
40.850
That has come off.
46.558
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-1.
49.967
Tender Greg is out, and The Lieutenant did it. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-4-4.
55.183
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
59.525
That is Squish taking Puck Yeah with them. Recent finishes: 1-5-4-6-1.
1:04.167
Absolute carnage.
1:08.867
That is a long way off the ground.
1:13.567
Extraordinary scenes.
1:18.058
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-5-8-8.
1:20.950
That is The Kidney taking Refried Ron with them.
1:27.492
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.208
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.942
Big Randy has put Pilot Light out.
1:43.617
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:48.317
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:53.600
You do not see that every day.
1:57.992
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:03.150
Squish leaves something behind.
2:11.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:15.842
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:20.050
Look at Wide Load go.
2:31.458
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:32.958
And that is Squish finished.
2:34.458
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:40.500
The Unit leaves something behind.
2:45.017
Stripped to the shell.
2:53.917
They felt that in the back row.
2:59.267
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
3:05.083
Stripped to the shell.
3:09.833
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
3:14.642
Up it goes.
3:16.142
One to go.
3:18.842
Gravy will not be back.
3:22.150
The Heel is out.
3:23.683
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:30.050
Look at the state of it.
3:35.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:36.625
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:40.175
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:41.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:43.175
Wide Load takes it!
3:47.392
Honey Mustard will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 23.283 | Gravy 23.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 45.783 | Gravy 22.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:07.508 | Gravy 21.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:32.983 | Honey Mustard 21.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:57.392 | Honey Mustard 19.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:23.750 | Wide Load 22.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:49.275 | Wide Load 23.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:15.142 | Lil Nugget 22.500 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 10-16-13-14-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-7-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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