Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 20

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:43.175 13 +12 40 12.5
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:43.242 +0.07 9 +7 41 11.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.233 +4.06 4 +1 22 10.9
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.267 +6.09 12 +8 41 12.5
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.433 +19.26 8 +3 29 10.3
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +4 40 12.4
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +4 31 12.6
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -2 25 10.6
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -8 17 10.7
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -7 19 10.5
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +5 19 11.5
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.7
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -6 12 10.8
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 12 10.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -1 12 12.0
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 11.5
3.083
The Unit is airborne!
10.050
Squish is coming through.
14.858
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
24.667
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-4-4.
30.050
The Lieutenant is going backwards.
36.483
They will not want to see that again.
40.850
That has come off.
46.558
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-1.
49.967
Tender Greg is out, and The Lieutenant did it. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-4-4.
55.183
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
59.525
That is Squish taking Puck Yeah with them. Recent finishes: 1-5-4-6-1.
1:04.167
Absolute carnage.
1:08.867
That is a long way off the ground.
1:13.567
Extraordinary scenes.
1:18.058
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-5-8-8.
1:20.950
That is The Kidney taking Refried Ron with them.
1:27.492
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.208
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.942
Big Randy has put Pilot Light out.
1:43.617
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:48.317
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:53.600
You do not see that every day.
1:57.992
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:03.150
Squish leaves something behind.
2:11.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:15.842
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:20.050
Look at Wide Load go.
2:31.458
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:32.958
And that is Squish finished.
2:34.458
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:40.500
The Unit leaves something behind.
2:45.017
Stripped to the shell.
2:53.917
They felt that in the back row.
2:59.267
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
3:05.083
Stripped to the shell.
3:09.833
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
3:14.642
Up it goes.
3:16.142
One to go.
3:18.842
Gravy will not be back.
3:22.150
The Heel is out.
3:23.683
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:30.050
Look at the state of it.
3:35.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:36.625
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:40.175
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:41.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:43.175
Wide Load takes it!
3:47.392
Honey Mustard will not be back.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 23.283 Gravy 23.283
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 45.783 Gravy 22.500
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:07.508 Gravy 21.725
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:32.983 Honey Mustard 21.033
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:57.392 Honey Mustard 19.967
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:23.750 Wide Load 22.208
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:49.275 Wide Load 23.700
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:15.142 Lil Nugget 22.500
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 8 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-11-3-7-4.
19.77
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-12-11-4-7.
56.93
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
21 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-1-10-6-5.
5.22
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
24 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-4-2-2-7.
2.86
5
Refried Ron The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-13-14-13-13.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 6-10-10-13-9.
187.29
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 10-16-13-14-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-5-7-6-2.
12.19
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-7-1-13-3.
37.56
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 16-4-5-3-4.
29.11
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-1-10-8-1.
15.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
26 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-1-2-11-8.
9.10
4
Wide Load The Pucks
26 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-5-1-4-5.
4.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-7-12-14-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-7-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 9-10-9-15-10.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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