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Derby · Season 2 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:48.417 — 13 +12 21 11.0
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:56.467 +8.05 14 +12 22 11.2
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:03.683 +15.27 12 +9 16 11.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.875 +17.46 11 +7 11 10.8
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:10.367 +21.95 10 +5 28 11.1
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:10.975 +22.56 9 +3 20 10.9
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 16 9.5
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -5 15 9.4
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -3 14 9.9
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 12 9.2
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 10 9.2
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 20 9.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 13 9.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 12 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 13 9.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.4
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-16-1-11-1.
8.350
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-14-4-8.
18.350
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
28.892
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
33.367
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
38.933
Yolk is losing bits.
43.242
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-12-4.
48.750
Stubbs goes to the front.
53.650
Tender Greg will not take much more.
1:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-3-1.
1:01.550
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:09.350
The Coaster is airborne!
1:14.125
Up it goes.
1:20.433
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:24.975
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-12-7-5-4.
1:31.575
Extraordinary scenes.
1:36.375
Oh, that is a big one.
1:41.692
There is nothing left of it.
1:46.792
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:50.925
Yolk is out.
1:55.842
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:00.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
2:04.967
Gravy is airborne!
2:09.542
That is real damage.
2:18.208
Refried Ron is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:25.000
They will not want to see that again.
2:30.167
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:33.017
One to go.
2:40.142
Up it goes.
2:45.417
Here comes The Coaster.
2:48.417
It is The Coaster!
2:53.892
That is a long way off the ground.
3:05.125
Gravy is airborne!
3:14.000
That was always going to happen.
3:20.492
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 16.550 The Lieutenant 16.550
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 35.483 The Coaster 17.992
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 53.225 The Coaster 15.958
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:09.375 The Coaster 16.150
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:26.167 Wide Load 14.509
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:41.917 The Coaster 15.750
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:59.442 Gravy 16.441
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:16.467 Wide Load 15.316
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:33.017 The Coaster 16.550
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:48.417 The Coaster 15.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-6-5-3.
6.02
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-11-1-14-13.
136.03
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
31 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-3-3-15-2.
5.44
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-10-2-3.
5.15
5
Refried Ron The Beans
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 13-14-15-13-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 10-6-9-11-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-9-10-12-11.
72.11
4
Radiator Basement Heat
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 13-13-16-13-12.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
30 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-2-12-9-12.
33.60
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-7-6-7-6.
34.72
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
31 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-1-1-10.
27.88
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
31 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-5-1-1-5.
5.14
3
The Coaster The Pucks
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-11-9-11-3.
66.73
4
Wide Load The Pucks
31 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-1-1-8-9.
3.76
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-16-14-15-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-15-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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