Derby · Season 2 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:28.708 | — | 11 | +10 | 36 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:36.292 | +7.58 | 13 | +11 | 39 | 12.3 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:38.308 | +9.60 | 14 | +11 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:44.533 | +15.83 | 10 | +6 | 30 | 12.3 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.358 | +17.65 | 4 | -1 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.375 | +19.67 | 1 | -5 | 20 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.842 | +20.13 | 3 | -4 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:50.933 | +22.23 | 9 | +1 | 43 | 11.9 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:58.817 | +30.11 | 7 | -2 | 25 | 10.6 |
| 10 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:03.700 | +34.99 | 5 | -5 | 22 | 10.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 16 | 11.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 22 | 12.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.3 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.000
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 22 wins from 74, average finish 3.7.
17.150
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 18 wins from 73, average finish 3.8.
22.217
That has come off. Recent finishes: 16-7-7-8-12.
26.867
Up it goes.
34.100
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-16.
38.533
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-4-14-4-8.
42.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
49.133
Chunk is airborne!
53.983
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
59.150
Tender Greg is out.
1:03.592
They will not want to see that again.
1:08.292
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:16.067
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:20.908
Up it goes.
1:26.325
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:32.742
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:37.825
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:42.450
You do not see that every day.
1:47.250
That has come off.
1:48.875
That is The Coaster taking Chunk with them.
1:52.300
Squish will not be back.
1:58.992
Oh, that is a big one.
2:02.175
Radiator is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
2:04.125
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:11.775
And it all goes wrong.
2:18.858
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:24.042
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:30.258
Up it goes.
2:38.250
That is a long way off the ground.
2:43.183
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:51.783
Extraordinary scenes.
2:57.625
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
3:04.858
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:06.533
One to go.
3:11.992
That is real damage.
3:16.767
That is a long way off the ground.
3:21.808
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
3:25.708
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:27.208
The Coaster is airborne!
3:28.708
Old Gristle takes it!
3:33.558
Damp Kevin has put Crooked Pete out.
3:48.258
Stripped to the shell.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 21.583 | Old Gristle 21.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 43.367 | Wide Load 19.534 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:06.642 | Wide Load 23.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:32.683 | Lil Nugget 19.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:56.625 | The Coaster 22.767 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:18.817 | Old Gristle 21.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:44.658 | Damp Kevin 23.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:06.533 | Old Gristle 21.875 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-16-16-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
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15m
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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