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Derby · Season 2 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.817 — 3 +2 24 10.5
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.508 +1.69 4 +2 20 10.8
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:17.592 +3.78 16 +13 23 10.9
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:20.042 +6.23 7 +3 33 10.4
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:20.617 +6.80 1 -4 19 10.6
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.400 +9.58 5 -1 27 10.5
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 20 11.5
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +2 34 11.1
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 31 11.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 21 11.1
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 21 10.4
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 25 11.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 13 10.8
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 19 11.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 13 11.7
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 9 11.7
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits.
8.042
Up it goes.
13.325
They will not want to see that again.
17.908
You do not see that every day.
25.800
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-1.
30.050
It is unravelling for Gravy.
34.300
A new leader — Radiator. Career record: 0 wins from 78, average finish 7.3.
40.050
Sweaty Gerald is on the move. Recent finishes: 7-5-12-7-5.
44.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-1.
48.775
The Coaster is airborne!
54.450
Puck Yeah is airborne!
59.375
That has come off.
1:03.592
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-15-3-5-3.
1:06.717
Puck Yeah is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:11.733
Stripped to the shell.
1:18.317
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
1:22.300
The Coaster is out.
1:27.508
Oh, that is a big one.
1:32.233
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:35.500
Radiator is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:40.050
Big Randy is on the move.
1:44.358
Up it goes.
1:48.717
Stripped to the shell.
1:53.025
That has come off.
2:01.025
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:04.442
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.617
That has come off.
2:15.292
Look at the state of it.
2:20.017
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:22.225
The Unit has put Sweaty Gerald out.
2:31.317
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:35.825
Custard leaves something behind.
2:40.175
There is nothing left of it.
2:44.617
Lil Nugget is in trouble.
2:46.117
This is the last of it.
2:47.617
That is Second Sock taking Big Randy with them.
2:59.292
Lil Nugget is out.
3:04.225
Stripped to the shell.
3:10.817
Second Sock has it.
3:13.817
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 25.958 Gravy 25.958
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 55.542 Old Gristle 27.217
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:22.625 Radiator 26.675
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:50.533 Big Randy 26.650
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:19.008 Custard 27.658
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:45.625 Big Randy 26.008
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:13.817 Damp Kevin 27.000
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 8-3-5-6-5.
4.91
1
Big Randy The Noodles
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-9-5-4-2.
21.21
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
32 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-2-3-3-15.
4.67
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
41 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-8-2-6.
3.91
22
Butter Bean The Beans
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-9-3-7-16.
71.35
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 10-6-9-11-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.4. Last five: 2-5-4-7-2.
9.75
4
Radiator Basement Heat
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-12-12-13-13.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-9-16-4-2.
114.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-2-10-10-7.
57.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
44 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-1-4-3-2.
4.22
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
32 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-6-7-1-1.
69.01
3
The Coaster The Pucks
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-11-9-11-3.
135.54
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-15-15-15-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 5-11-7-11-12.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-10-4-1-12.
80.90

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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