Derby · Season 2 · Round 37
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:24.325 | — | 12 | +11 | 47 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.083 | +22.76 | 3 | +1 | 58 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.133 | +23.81 | 1 | -2 | 57 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.558 | +24.23 | 4 | 0 | 64 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:53.000 | +28.68 | 5 | 0 | 61 | 10.6 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +3 | 56 | 11.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 47 | 11.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 24 | 11.9 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 17 | 11.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 22 | 11.6 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 20 | 9.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 28 | 11.3 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 20 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 11.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 10.0 |
1.833
They felt that in the back row.
6.358
That has come off.
11.508
You do not see that every day.
15.833
They felt that in the back row.
20.050
Custard is on the move. Recent finishes: 15-4-13-6-3.
24.542
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
28.875
That is Gravy taking Pilot Light with them. Recent finishes: 14-5-8-7-8.
34.700
The Coaster goes to the front.
40.050
Tender Greg is losing places.
45.442
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-7-8.
49.750
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
51.475
Tender Greg is out, and Custard did it.
53.725
Crawlspace is out, and Chunk did it.
55.683
Long John has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:00.050
Tube Sock is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-9-8-9-3.
1:08.192
Up it goes.
1:15.117
Custard is losing bits.
1:19.600
That was always going to happen.
1:25.033
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-3.
1:27.000
And that is Slapper finished.
1:28.500
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:31.175
Second Sock has put Big Randy out.
1:38.008
Honey Mustard has put Chunk out.
1:46.025
That has come off.
1:54.133
Up it goes.
1:58.725
Absolute carnage.
2:03.650
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:09.075
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:15.650
And it all goes wrong.
2:28.900
Gravy takes the lead.
2:30.400
The Coaster will not be back.
2:34.900
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:45.667
Oh, that is a big one.
2:52.800
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:58.525
They will not want to see that again.
3:02.650
Last lap.
3:08.367
Honey Mustard has nothing left on it.
3:12.883
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:21.325
Here comes Gravy.
3:24.325
Gravy takes it!
3:30.925
There is nothing left of it.
3:32.425
And that is Thick Rick finished.
3:47.842
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crawlspace | 22.658 | Crawlspace 22.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 43.675 | The Coaster 18.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:08.225 | Gravy 22.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:29.433 | The Coaster 21.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:53.533 | Honey Mustard 22.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:20.092 | Honey Mustard 22.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:41.633 | Gravy 19.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:02.650 | Gravy 21.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:24.325 | Gravy 21.675 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-16-16-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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14m
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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