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Derby · Season 2 · Round 39

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:51.867 — 14 +13 20 11.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.183 +7.32 11 +9 21 11.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:07.000 +15.13 9 +6 22 11.5
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:09.867 +18.00 10 +6 25 10.9
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:13.533 +21.67 12 +7 15 10.4
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 6 9.2
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +1 19 10.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -2 15 9.8
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 12 9.5
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -5 15 9.4
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 11 9.4
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -8 17 9.7
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 18 11.5
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 27 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 18 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 12 9.3
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-2.
8.917
The Unit is losing bits.
14.650
Slapper takes the lead. Career record: 34 wins from 77, average finish 3.3.
19.017
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
27.683
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-2.
35.375
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
45.083
That has come off. Recent finishes: 11-1-1-1-2.
49.892
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-5-3.
54.100
A new leader — The Coaster.
59.042
Squish leaves something behind.
1:05.892
Up it goes.
1:11.633
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:18.367
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:22.617
That was always going to happen.
1:28.258
That has come off.
1:35.833
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:37.500
Butter Bean has put Pilot Light out.
1:42.842
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:47.442
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.833
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.025
Squish will not take much more.
2:10.750
Up it goes.
2:15.367
It is coming apart now.
2:19.667
Custard is losing bits.
2:24.850
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.350
Squish will not be back.
2:31.017
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:32.517
The Coaster will not be back.
2:35.742
This is the last of it.
2:41.408
Look at the state of it.
2:44.125
And that is Custard finished.
2:48.867
Here comes Slapper.
2:50.408
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:51.908
Slapper takes it!
2:59.650
That is real damage.
3:06.433
And it all goes wrong.
3:10.800
The Heel is out, and Slapper did it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 17.533 Slapper 17.533
Smooth Descent Slick Gravy 36.242 Gravy 16.200
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 54.525 Honey Mustard 16.358
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:11.225 Slapper 16.000
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:28.333 Thick Rick 16.908
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:44.667 Slapper 16.334
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:02.142 Slapper 17.475
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:20.575 Honey Mustard 17.425
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:35.742 Slapper 15.167
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:51.867 The Lieutenant 15.791
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-6-10-4-3.
7.25
1
Big Randy The Noodles
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-1-9-5-4.
14.31
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
34 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-3-5-2-3.
4.60
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-4-6-10-6.
7.31
22
Butter Bean The Beans
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-12-12-9-9.
70.63
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-10-9-9-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-6-13-2-5.
12.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-14-10-9-4.
21.21
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-8-5-13-5.
22.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-4-7-5-1.
29.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
36 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-10-8-6-3.
4.33
3
The Coaster The Pucks
40 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-3-1-6-6.
14.35
8
Slapper The Pucks
37 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-14-11-6-5.
32.41
21
Custard The Soft Boys
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-8-10-4-1.
55.05
2
Squish The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 13-9-5-11-7.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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