Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 40

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:33.833 14 +13 37 12.7
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:40.642 +6.81 10 +8 37 12.1
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.275 +7.44 11 +8 32 12.7
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.508 +7.68 12 +8 33 12.0
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:41.875 +8.04 2 -3 19 10.9
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:43.967 +10.13 13 +7 33 12.1
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.425 +10.59 4 -3 14 10.5
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:46.900 +13.07 1 -7 18 10.7
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.567 +13.73 3 -6 23 10.6
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:57.358 +23.53 8 -2 25 10.6
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:01.267 +27.43 5 -6 16 10.9
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +4 26 11.5
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 28 10.7
Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -5 27 21.4
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 11 10.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 9 11.5
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits.
8.375
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-2.
12.833
There goes a piece of Gravy.
18.283
Lil Nugget is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-3-3-3-5.
24.025
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
28.617
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-2.
37.550
Second Sock leaves something behind.
42.767
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-13-3-15-4.
48.200
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 29 wins from 74, average finish 3.9.
54.783
The Coaster is airborne!
59.092
Tender Greg is in trouble.
1:03.792
Custard leaves something behind.
1:05.292
Tube Sock has put Tender Greg out.
1:10.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:16.125
And it all goes wrong.
1:22.442
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.042
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:32.550
They will not want to see that again.
1:34.050
That is Butter Bean taking Pilot Light with them.
1:38.792
Wide Load is airborne!
1:43.992
Up it goes.
1:48.200
Up it goes.
1:52.408
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:03.758
Absolute carnage.
2:10.200
And it all goes wrong.
2:14.675
Oh, that is a big one.
2:19.950
Gravy goes to the front.
2:24.200
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:29.642
Up it goes.
2:35.033
Absolute carnage.
2:40.633
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:45.008
Stripped to the shell.
2:49.650
That is a long way off the ground.
2:54.150
That is a long way off the ground.
2:59.333
Up it goes.
3:03.683
And it all goes wrong.
3:08.592
Wide Load is losing bits.
3:10.092
Last lap.
3:17.975
Gravy is airborne!
3:20.150
The Kidney is out, and Butter Bean did it.
3:21.650
And that is Custard finished.
3:29.167
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:30.833
Wide Load has it.
3:33.833
Wide Load wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 22.267 Honey Mustard 22.267
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 46.650 The Lieutenant 21.442
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:09.075 Wide Load 22.317
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:34.117 The Lieutenant 21.809
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:59.567 Lil Nugget 20.358
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:23.275 Gravy 21.308
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:45.975 The Lieutenant 21.308
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:08.842 The Coaster 22.533
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-6-6-10-4.
7.98
1
Big Randy The Noodles
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-1-9-5.
18.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
45 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-7-3-7-5.
4.48
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-8-3-5-2.
4.21
22
Butter Bean The Beans
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-8-12-12-9.
62.88
6
The Kidney The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-14-13-8-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-10-6-13-2.
14.78
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-14-10-9-4.
31.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-4-7-14-7.
47.12
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-15-4-7-5.
75.44
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
36 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-10-8-6-3.
6.36
3
The Coaster The Pucks
41 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-5-3-1-6.
63.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks
39 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-2-2-5-9.
6.51
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
36 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-12-8-10-4.
47.94

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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