Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.267 12 +11 34 12.0
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.433 +0.17 3 +1 20 10.4
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:47.408 +1.14 1 -2 21 10.2
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:48.333 +2.07 10 +6 39 11.5
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:51.883 +5.62 15 +10 28 11.2
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:53.317 +7.05 9 +3 55 11.4
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:54.517 +8.25 13 +6 38 11.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:06.025 +19.76 5 -3 28 10.6
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -3 26 10.7
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 27 12.3
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 4 -7 15 10.7
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +2 24 11.8
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 28 10.4
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 25 11.2
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -13 13 10.2
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -9 12 10.0
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
7.783
Squish is losing bits.
13.083
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
17.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-6-4.
23.092
Thick Rick is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-4-5-8-3.
28.292
The Heel leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-8-3.
35.225
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 8-1-3-1-2.
40.050
Look at Wide Load go.
44.925
Up it goes.
49.233
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-5-8.
53.633
They will not want to see that again.
59.300
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:03.525
Squish is airborne!
1:08.292
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:14.958
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:21.075
Look at the state of it.
1:25.933
Oh, that is a big one.
1:30.833
Stripped to the shell.
1:34.175
The Kidney has put Pilot Light out.
1:40.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.283
Extraordinary scenes.
1:49.000
Up it goes.
1:53.550
Oh, that is a big one.
1:59.933
Stripped to the shell.
2:04.150
That is The Coaster taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:09.725
They will not want to see that again.
2:11.225
And that is Squish finished.
2:18.108
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
2:19.608
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:24.250
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:29.517
And it all goes wrong.
2:34.192
They will not want to see that again.
2:37.100
The Coaster is out.
2:42.483
That is a long way off the ground.
2:43.983
And that is Chunk finished.
2:45.483
That is The Lieutenant taking The Heel with them.
2:54.383
Up it goes.
2:59.000
Stripped to the shell.
3:04.983
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:12.900
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
3:18.167
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:19.900
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:26.092
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:27.592
This is the last of it.
3:32.775
That was always going to happen.
3:43.267
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:44.442
Stripped to the shell.
3:45.942
That is too close to call.
3:47.442
It is The Lieutenant!
3:53.025
That is real damage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.383 Squish 16.383
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 34.300 Thick Rick 16.934
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 52.717 Chunk 15.034
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:12.325 Honey Mustard 17.033
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:30.692 Wide Load 17.334
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:49.575 The Lieutenant 14.950
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:10.992 Thick Rick 16.300
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:29.708 The Lieutenant 18.392
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:48.817 Second Sock 18.333
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:04.125 The Lieutenant 15.308
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:26.108 Thick Rick 15.517
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:46.267 Second Sock 17.975
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 19 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-7-7-1-9.
10.09
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-5-15-2.
139.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-8-3-5-2.
2.87
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-4-6-10-6.
6.70
22
Butter Bean The Beans
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-6-8-12-12.
25.28
6
The Kidney The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-14-13-8-11.
206.40
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-9-12-11-8.
41.64
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-14-10-9-4.
23.73
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
41 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-9-8-5-13.
24.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 13-14-3-12-9.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
36 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-10-8-6-3.
5.64
4
Wide Load The Pucks
40 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 12-8-2-2-5.
6.49
3
The Coaster The Pucks
41 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-5-3-1-6.
35.22
21
Custard The Soft Boys
37 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-3-12-8-10.
53.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 15-10-13-9-5.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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