Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Honey Mustard finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:14.108 3 +2 22 10.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:25.950 +11.84 9 +7 41 11.2
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:26.433 +12.33 5 +2 24 10.7
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.933 +17.83 12 +8 42 11.7
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -3 22 10.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -5 13 10.7
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 4 -3 18 10.5
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -2 19 10.8
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -2 18 10.7
Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 18 10.9
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +2 18 11.5
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -4 11 10.3
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 14 10.9
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 0 19 12.5
Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 11 -4 14 11.2
Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -6 7 11.4
2.275
That was always going to happen.
8.617
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 8-11-1-1-1.
13.925
They will not want to see that again.
18.250
They will not want to see that again.
22.525
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
27.308
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-11-1-1-1.
32.833
Pilot Light is losing bits.
39.850
They will not want to see that again.
44.683
There is nothing left of it.
53.308
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 14-4-3-4-6.
57.925
Oh, that is a big one.
1:05.458
Slapper is airborne!
1:07.433
And that is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 8-11-1-1-1.
1:11.875
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-7-6-4-5.
1:13.375
Squish will not be back.
1:19.300
Up it goes.
1:23.833
That has come off.
1:25.442
Sweaty Gerald has put Pilot Light out.
1:31.625
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:33.633
The Heel has put Slapper out.
1:38.667
That has come off.
1:45.908
Stopped, and in the way.
1:52.000
Up it goes.
1:56.600
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:58.325
That is Big Randy taking Crawlspace with them.
2:04.992
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:09.375
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:10.875
That is Honey Mustard taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:17.408
That has come off.
2:22.158
You do not see that every day.
2:31.758
The Heel is in trouble.
2:33.258
That is Second Sock taking The Heel with them.
2:41.958
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:46.225
This is the last of it.
2:48.325
Crooked Pete is out.
2:53.308
There is nothing protecting Big Randy now.
3:00.050
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
3:06.283
Big Randy will not take much more.
3:11.108
Here comes Second Sock.
3:14.108
Second Sock wins the derby.
3:19.783
Big Randy will not be back.
3:25.642
Honey Mustard will not take much more.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 26.383 Crawlspace 26.383
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 52.658 The Coaster 25.366
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:22.950 Slapper 26.525
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:51.258 Crooked Pete 26.458
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:18.408 Crooked Pete 26.825
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:46.225 Second Sock 27.817
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:14.108 Butter Bean 27.791
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 11 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-5-15-2.
99.26
1
Big Randy The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-7-7-1.
11.33
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
36 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-1-8-3-5.
1.92
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-4-6-10-6.
6.47
22
Butter Bean The Beans
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-2-6-8-12.
42.57
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 16-11-11-10-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-9-12-11-8.
39.88
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-14-10-9-4.
24.09
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
47 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-10-8-4-7.
50.21
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
39 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-16-15-4-7.
80.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
36 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-10-8-6-3.
5.86
8
Slapper The Pucks
37 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-14-11-6-5.
37.03
3
The Coaster The Pucks
41 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-5-3-1-6.
57.15
2
Squish The Soft Boys
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 8-15-10-13-9.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
37 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-3-12-8-10.
43.26

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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