Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 6

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:19.217 4 +3 12 10.6
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:21.467 +2.25 2 0 11 10.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:22.400 +3.18 3 0 12 11.0
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:22.567 +3.35 1 -3 11 10.5
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:26.750 +7.53 9 +4 37 12.2
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:29.692 +10.48 16 +10 22 11.5
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:37.958 +18.74 7 0 24 10.6
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +2 39 12.1
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -3 24 10.2
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 32 12.3
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +1 30 12.1
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +2 26 12.0
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 12 10.1
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 13 9.8
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -2 18 11.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 12.4
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-5-2.
9.150
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 27 wins from 59, average finish 3.1.
17.200
A new leader — Custard.
21.617
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-3-15-6-4.
26.650
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 27 wins from 59, average finish 3.1.
31.900
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
36.467
Chunk is losing bits.
42.592
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 6-13-5-9-7.
47.300
And it all goes wrong.
51.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
58.775
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:06.825
Oh, that is a big one.
1:11.058
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:15.600
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:18.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:22.225
Yolk is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:28.800
A new leader — Chunk.
1:34.833
And it all goes wrong.
1:39.983
Refried Ron is airborne!
1:47.667
It is coming apart now.
1:52.283
Chunk is airborne!
1:57.117
You do not see that every day.
1:59.383
Refried Ron is out, and Radiator did it.
2:01.992
And that is Chunk finished.
2:03.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:05.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:15.592
Oh, that is a big one.
2:20.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
2:27.775
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:34.775
That has come off.
2:40.233
Up it goes.
2:44.825
Look at the state of it.
2:49.317
Look at the state of it.
2:56.575
Gravy will not be back.
2:58.075
Last lap.
3:05.608
That was always going to happen.
3:11.233
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
3:16.117
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
3:16.217
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:19.217
It is Tube Sock!
3:23.592
Up it goes.
3:25.092
The Unit has put Sweaty Gerald out.
3:26.592
Wrecked, and out of the race.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 21.492 Custard 21.492
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 43.342 Puck Yeah 20.284
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:04.983 Lil Nugget 21.167
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:28.800 Crooked Pete 20.950
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:49.600 Chunk 20.800
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:13.167 Thick Rick 18.834
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:35.325 Lil Nugget 19.100
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:57.700 Damp Kevin 21.333
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:19.217 Tube Sock 21.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-8-11-12-3.
55.31
7
Long John The Noodles
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-6-4-3-6.
3.20
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
28 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-7-4-8.
2.81
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-5-7.
4.03
5
Refried Ron The Beans
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 10-15-16-9-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 6-11-14-11-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-12-7-1-2.
14.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-14-10.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-9-14-4-3.
36.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-7-8-7-11.
66.16
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-2-5-8-15.
82.00
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-8-13-10-8.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
21 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-4-11-12-13.
61.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-13-16-9-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 7-15-10-11-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-12-3-6-1.
18.23

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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