Derby · Season 2 · Round 6
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win
Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.217 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:21.467 | +2.25 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:22.400 | +3.18 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:22.567 | +3.35 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:26.750 | +7.53 | 9 | +4 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:29.692 | +10.48 | 16 | +10 | 22 | 11.5 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:37.958 | +18.74 | 7 | 0 | 24 | 10.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 39 | 12.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 24 | 10.2 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 32 | 12.3 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 30 | 12.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 26 | 12.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 18 | 11.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 12.4 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-5-2.
9.150
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 27 wins from 59, average finish 3.1.
17.200
A new leader — Custard.
21.617
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-3-15-6-4.
26.650
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 27 wins from 59, average finish 3.1.
31.900
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
36.467
Chunk is losing bits.
42.592
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 6-13-5-9-7.
47.300
And it all goes wrong.
51.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
58.775
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:06.825
Oh, that is a big one.
1:11.058
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:15.600
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:18.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:22.225
Yolk is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:28.800
A new leader — Chunk.
1:34.833
And it all goes wrong.
1:39.983
Refried Ron is airborne!
1:47.667
It is coming apart now.
1:52.283
Chunk is airborne!
1:57.117
You do not see that every day.
1:59.383
Refried Ron is out, and Radiator did it.
2:01.992
And that is Chunk finished.
2:03.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:05.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:15.592
Oh, that is a big one.
2:20.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
2:27.775
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:34.775
That has come off.
2:40.233
Up it goes.
2:44.825
Look at the state of it.
2:49.317
Look at the state of it.
2:56.575
Gravy will not be back.
2:58.075
Last lap.
3:05.608
That was always going to happen.
3:11.233
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
3:16.117
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
3:16.217
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:19.217
It is Tube Sock!
3:23.592
Up it goes.
3:25.092
The Unit has put Sweaty Gerald out.
3:26.592
Wrecked, and out of the race.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 21.492 | Custard 21.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 43.342 | Puck Yeah 20.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:04.983 | Lil Nugget 21.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:28.800 | Crooked Pete 20.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:49.600 | Chunk 20.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:13.167 | Thick Rick 18.834 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:35.325 | Lil Nugget 19.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:57.700 | Damp Kevin 21.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:19.217 | Tube Sock 21.517 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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11m
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11m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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