· Season 4 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Wide Load wins at Nan's Landing
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:42.283 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:44.517 | +2.23 | 14 | +12 | 15 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:46.334 | +4.05 | 4 | +1 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:47.311 | +5.03 | 6 | +2 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:50.650 | +8.37 | 11 | +6 | 9 | 10.5 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:52.727 | +10.44 | 10 | +4 | 11 | 12.8 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:58.511 | +16.23 | 16 | +9 | 9 | 9.5 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:59.250 | +16.97 | 3 | -5 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 9 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:59.917 | +17.63 | 1 | -8 | 16 | 10.7 |
| 10 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:02.712 | +20.43 | 15 | +5 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:03.750 | +21.47 | 9 | -2 | 14 | 9.0 |
| 12 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:04.222 | +21.94 | 7 | -5 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 13 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:06.245 | +23.96 | 5 | -8 | 10 | 8.4 |
| 14 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:07.662 | +25.38 | 13 | -1 | 14 | 10.2 |
| 15 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:10.733 | +28.45 | 2 | -13 | 10 | 8.6 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:13.989 | +31.71 | 12 | -4 | 10 | 9.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.100
The lead changes hands. Squish.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-13-1-2-1.
13.283
The Lieutenant gets air.
16.928
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-6-2.
20.422
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
24.033
Sweaty Gerald is coming through.
27.972
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 9.9 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
That is not going to help.
35.989
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 10.3 contacts an event coming in.
39.117
The Lieutenant has it.
40.033
Wide Load is picking them off. Recent finishes: 2-2-16-8-1.
43.433
Wide Load wins it.
48.033
Sweaty Gerald is going backwards.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Floppy Joe | 1.600 | Chunk 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.383 | Honey Mustard 2.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Squish | 5.161 | Squish 1.089 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 15.156 | The Lieutenant 2.250 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 16.589 | The Lieutenant 1.433 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 18.167 | Honey Mustard 1.506 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 20.150 | The Lieutenant 1.983 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 22.872 | The Lieutenant 2.722 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 25.900 | Puck Yeah 2.272 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 30.378 | Puck Yeah 1.861 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 35.322 | Puck Yeah 2.372 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 39.044 | Puck Yeah 3.100 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 42.117 | Puck Yeah 0.972 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
82 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-13-1-2-1.
8.42
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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