Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.983 13 +12 9 10.8
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:23.383 +6.40 2 0 11 12.3
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:31.106 +14.12 12 +9 12 10.6
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:33.483 +16.50 4 0 12 10.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:33.812 +16.83 15 +10 11 11.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:39.440 +22.46 5 -1 8 10.8
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:39.812 +22.83 7 0 7 10.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:40.656 +23.67 8 0 11 11.8
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:43.950 +26.97 16 +7 10 10.3
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:48.127 +31.14 1 -9 14 10.2
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:49.456 +32.47 10 -1 7 10.9
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:49.867 +32.88 6 -6 10 10.2
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:02.077 +45.09 11 -2 4 10.5
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:03.955 +46.97 9 -5 12 12.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.967 +47.98 14 -1 10 10.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:48.355 +91.37 3 -13 7 17.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.133
The Coaster hits the front.
8.633
Long John gets hit hard.
12.494
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-3.
16.033
Second Sock is losing places.
19.522
Crooked Pete gets air.
23.517
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 6-5-5-7-6.
28.033
Chunk hits the front.
28.872
Chunk is going to win this.
31.872
The Lieutenant takes it.
35.639
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
40.283
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 6-5-5-7-6.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Tube Sock 1.600 Stubbs 1.583
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 4.728 Thick Rick 2.766
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 6.156 The Coaster 1.428
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 8.006 Chunk 1.389
The Drops Smooth The Coaster 9.606 The Coaster 1.600
Peg Field Metal The Coaster 11.783 Chunk 1.922
The Pinball Table Hard The Coaster 13.383 Chunk 1.517
Collision Funnel Carpet The Coaster 15.206 Chunk 1.577
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 17.628 Chunk 2.273
Barrier Run Metal The Coaster 20.994 Stubbs 3.211
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 22.844 The Coaster 1.850
Bounce Pads Slick The Coaster 25.572 Chunk 2.217
S-Bend Hard Chunk 28.922 Chunk 1.944
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 30.978 Chunk 2.056
The Funnel Carpet Chunk 31.872 Chunk 0.894
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-4-7-3.
30.41
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-7-4-8.
29.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-9-6-6-15.
58.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-6-8-5.
59.23
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
93 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-5-13-5.
67.21
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
93 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-8-9-5.
57.67
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-4-8-4-8.
53.97
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
98 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 4-14-8-2-8.
37.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
93 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-5-2-9-2.
20.38
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-16-2-2-10.
19.72
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
95 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-8-5-3-15.
13.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
97 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-1-2-1.
3.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks
93 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-2-7-3.
4.63
8
Slapper The Pucks
96 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-4-1.
4.95
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-3-4-16-3.
65.28
21
Custard The Soft Boys
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-12-3-1-4.
24.54

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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