Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 38

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:34.178 1 0 7 10.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.956 +5.78 10 +8 12 9.2
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:50.361 +16.18 6 +3 12 9.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:52.355 +18.18 14 +10 11 9.9
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:53.578 +19.40 12 +7 8 10.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.133 +21.96 11 +5 12 9.9
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.878 +23.70 7 0 9 9.6
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:59.405 +25.23 16 +8 9 9.2
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:59.851 +25.67 2 -7 13 9.2
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:00.000 +25.82 5 -5 9 7.9
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.822 +29.64 15 +4 11 9.2
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:06.011 +31.83 9 -3 13 8.3
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:06.233 +32.06 3 -10 8 9.2
14 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.238 +32.06 4 -10 9 8.6
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:07.711 +33.53 8 -7 13 8.9
16 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:10.851 +36.67 13 -3 9 9.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.472
You do not see that every day. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
10.100
Old Gristle hits the front.
14.011
That is not going to help.
18.717
Second Sock is airborne.
23.000
Up goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 3-3-16-5-4.
32.033
Yolk is making ground.
34.761
Thick Rick has it. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-2-16.
35.572
Floppy Joe finds trouble. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
38.972
Slapper takes it.
42.811
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
48.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Floppy Joe 1.600 The Kidney 1.572
Smooth Descent Carpet The Kidney 4.544 Old Gristle 2.588
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 13.628 Slapper 8.744
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 15.939 Old Gristle 2.311
The Drops Carpet Old Gristle 17.422 Thick Rick 1.467
The Spiral Soft fabric Old Gristle 19.111 Thick Rick 1.461
Laundry Chute Carpet The Lieutenant 22.350 The Lieutenant 1.978
Rotating Drum Smooth The Lieutenant 25.206 Puck Yeah 2.695
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Lieutenant 28.250 Slapper 2.083
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 30.394 Slapper 1.778
Stairwell Smooth The Lieutenant 32.494 Thick Rick 2.072
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 35.278 Thick Rick 2.589
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 37.761 Thick Rick 0.922
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 0/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
92 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-14-7-8.
36.71
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
100 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-6-7-7.
28.90
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
97 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-5-7-10-6.
56.32
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
97 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-1-7-6-11.
28.46
6
The Kidney The Beans
100 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-4-5-8-5.
73.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-16-5-8-8.
71.89
1
The Unit Basement Heat
101 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 11-8-8-4-14.
43.02
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 8-2-8-6-4.
25.50
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
98 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 6-4-7-11-3.
30.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
94 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-3-5-16-2.
14.90
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
97 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-2-1-8-5.
12.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
101 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 14-2-2-4-1.
10.28
8
Slapper The Pucks
99 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-2-1.
4.96
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
102 starts, 56 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
2.53
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 9-4-3-4-3.
33.17
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-13-4-3-12.
35.97

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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