· Season 4 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:34.178 | — | 1 | 0 | 7 | 10.5 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:39.956 | +5.78 | 10 | +8 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:50.361 | +16.18 | 6 | +3 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:52.355 | +18.18 | 14 | +10 | 11 | 9.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:53.578 | +19.40 | 12 | +7 | 8 | 10.0 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:56.133 | +21.96 | 11 | +5 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:57.878 | +23.70 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:59.405 | +25.23 | 16 | +8 | 9 | 9.2 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:59.851 | +25.67 | 2 | -7 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:00.000 | +25.82 | 5 | -5 | 9 | 7.9 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:03.822 | +29.64 | 15 | +4 | 11 | 9.2 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:06.011 | +31.83 | 9 | -3 | 13 | 8.3 |
| 13 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:06.233 | +32.06 | 3 | -10 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 14 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:06.238 | +32.06 | 4 | -10 | 9 | 8.6 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:07.711 | +33.53 | 8 | -7 | 13 | 8.9 |
| 16 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:10.851 | +36.67 | 13 | -3 | 9 | 9.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.472
You do not see that every day. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
10.100
Old Gristle hits the front.
14.011
That is not going to help.
18.717
Second Sock is airborne.
23.000
Up goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 3-3-16-5-4.
32.033
Yolk is making ground.
34.761
Thick Rick has it. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-2-16.
35.572
Floppy Joe finds trouble. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
38.972
Slapper takes it.
42.811
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
48.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Floppy Joe | 1.600 | The Kidney 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Kidney | 4.544 | Old Gristle 2.588 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 13.628 | Slapper 8.744 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 15.939 | Old Gristle 2.311 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 17.422 | Thick Rick 1.467 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 19.111 | Thick Rick 1.461 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 22.350 | The Lieutenant 1.978 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 25.206 | Puck Yeah 2.695 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 28.250 | Slapper 2.083 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 30.394 | Slapper 1.778 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 32.494 | Thick Rick 2.072 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 35.278 | Thick Rick 2.589 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 37.761 | Thick Rick 0.922 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
92 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-14-7-8.
36.71
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
100 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-6-7-7.
28.90
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
97 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-2-1-8-5.
12.07
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
101 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 14-2-2-4-1.
10.28
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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