Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:33.432 16 +15 9 13.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:33.833 +0.40 13 +11 9 18.0
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:38.066 +4.63 14 +11 10 14.5
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:40.545 +7.11 7 +3 15 12.5
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:40.973 +7.54 11 +6 14 12.5
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:41.567 +8.14 12 +6 13 10.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:42.772 +9.34 10 +3 17 10.4
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.983 +9.55 6 -2 11 11.4
9 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:46.233 +12.80 9 0 11 12.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:48.672 +15.24 8 -2 12 12.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:53.400 +19.97 2 -9 5 12.1
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:41.455 +68.02 3 -9 6 11.7
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:15.633 +102.20 5 -8 5 11.7
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:18.694 +105.26 1 -13 6 12.4
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:23.633 +110.20 15 0 0 22.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:27.306 +113.87 4 -12 5 10.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
4.333
Old Gristle has the lead.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-1-3-2-1.
11.478
And it all goes wrong.
14.917
Slapper gets air.
18.400
Old Gristle hits the front. Career record: 26 wins from 107, average finish 3.8.
23.150
Oh dear.
27.717
Honey Mustard takes a knock. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
31.167
Up goes The Unit.
32.983
Old Gristle is going to win this. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-1-3.
35.983
Old Gristle takes it.
40.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.567 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 4.389 Puck Yeah 2.361
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 5.822 Puck Yeah 1.300
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Puck Yeah 8.094 Yolk 1.922
The Drops Metal Squish 9.456 Honey Mustard 1.127
Peg Field Metal Pilot Light 11.567 Honey Mustard 1.089
The Pinball Table Metal Pilot Light 13.156 Honey Mustard 0.923
Collision Funnel Metal Old Gristle 22.872 Old Gristle 8.733
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 25.033 Old Gristle 2.161
Barrier Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 27.878 The Unit 1.761
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 30.750 The Unit 2.206
Bounce Pads Metal Old Gristle 32.389 The Unit 1.539
Laundry Chute Metal Old Gristle 34.756 Old Gristle 2.367
Narrow Pipe Carpet Old Gristle 35.983 Honey Mustard 1.045
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 12 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 18 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-11-6-7-7.
50.02
7
Long John The Noodles
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-6-3-12.
32.80
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
100 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-6-5-1.
24.27
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
105 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-9-7-6-4.
31.86
6
The Kidney The Beans
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-4-5-13.
40.50
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-12-5-3.
46.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-13-8-7-7.
103.86
1
The Unit Basement Heat
106 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-8-8-4-7.
37.31
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
102 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-4-2-8-3.
9.92
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
104 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-8-7-3.
9.55
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
103 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-2-3-4-1.
9.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
104 starts, 26 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-2-14-2.
9.19
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
105 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-1-13.
6.70
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
105 starts, 58 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
3.39
2
Squish The Soft Boys
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-7-5-3-4.
21.94
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-16-5-4-3.
43.58

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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