Derby · Season 3 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:42.133 | — | 14 | +13 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.483 | +0.35 | 4 | +2 | 19 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:45.842 | +3.71 | 9 | +6 | 34 | 12.2 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:46.433 | +4.30 | 12 | +8 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:47.117 | +4.98 | 11 | +6 | 36 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.383 | +5.25 | 3 | -3 | 18 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:56.375 | +14.24 | 10 | +3 | 46 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:59.183 | +17.05 | 8 | 0 | 28 | 10.5 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:59.433 | +17.30 | 5 | -4 | 24 | 10.0 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:04.842 | +22.71 | 6 | -4 | 22 | 10.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 18 | 12.1 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 19 | 11.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 10.1 |
2.208
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-4-8.
7.217
Up it goes.
11.600
That has come off.
17.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
25.000
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
29.233
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 16-14-3-15-2.
34.008
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-4-8.
38.617
That is a long way off the ground.
45.092
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-13-8-4-3.
49.517
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
56.208
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-1-13-1-2.
57.708
Old Gristle has put Yolk out.
1:04.100
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:08.825
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:16.800
They will not want to see that again.
1:23.525
Radiator will not be back.
1:27.808
That has come off.
1:32.675
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:36.933
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.800
Stripped to the shell.
1:50.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
1:51.550
The Lieutenant has put Squish out.
1:55.842
There is nothing left of it.
2:00.050
Look at the state of it.
2:04.850
There is nothing left of it.
2:09.900
That was always going to happen.
2:14.167
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
2:17.967
Puck Yeah is out.
2:22.417
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:23.917
Crooked Pete is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:29.292
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:36.633
Look at the state of it.
2:41.958
That is The Lieutenant taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:47.792
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.742
The Kidney leaves something behind.
3:01.375
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:09.083
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:19.433
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:22.933
This is the last of it.
3:27.358
Up it goes.
3:36.750
Wide Load takes the lead.
3:39.133
Here comes Wide Load.
3:40.633
Absolute carnage.
3:42.133
Wide Load takes it!
3:46.433
That has come off.
3:59.142
Stripped to the shell.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 16.908 | Wide Load 16.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 36.283 | Lil Nugget 16.209 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 54.058 | Puck Yeah 17.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:10.867 | Puck Yeah 16.809 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:30.808 | Lil Nugget 17.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:48.100 | Puck Yeah 17.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:07.867 | Wide Load 14.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:26.792 | Lil Nugget 16.791 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:45.400 | Wide Load 14.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:04.242 | Thick Rick 18.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:22.933 | The Lieutenant 16.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:42.133 | Wide Load 17.433 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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