Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 1

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:42.133 14 +13 32 12.3
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:42.483 +0.35 4 +2 19 10.3
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:45.842 +3.71 9 +6 34 12.2
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.433 +4.30 12 +8 39 11.4
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.117 +4.98 11 +6 36 11.9
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.383 +5.25 3 -3 18 10.5
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:56.375 +14.24 10 +3 46 10.7
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:59.183 +17.05 8 0 28 10.5
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:59.433 +17.30 5 -4 24 10.0
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:04.842 +22.71 6 -4 22 10.7
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.7
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.6
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 0 18 12.1
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 19 11.3
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 13 10.4
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 12 10.1
2.208
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-4-8.
7.217
Up it goes.
11.600
That has come off.
17.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
25.000
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
29.233
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 16-14-3-15-2.
34.008
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-4-8.
38.617
That is a long way off the ground.
45.092
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-13-8-4-3.
49.517
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
56.208
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-1-13-1-2.
57.708
Old Gristle has put Yolk out.
1:04.100
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:08.825
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:16.800
They will not want to see that again.
1:23.525
Radiator will not be back.
1:27.808
That has come off.
1:32.675
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:36.933
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.800
Stripped to the shell.
1:50.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
1:51.550
The Lieutenant has put Squish out.
1:55.842
There is nothing left of it.
2:00.050
Look at the state of it.
2:04.850
There is nothing left of it.
2:09.900
That was always going to happen.
2:14.167
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
2:17.967
Puck Yeah is out.
2:22.417
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:23.917
Crooked Pete is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:29.292
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:36.633
Look at the state of it.
2:41.958
That is The Lieutenant taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:47.792
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.742
The Kidney leaves something behind.
3:01.375
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:09.083
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:19.433
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:22.933
This is the last of it.
3:27.358
Up it goes.
3:36.750
Wide Load takes the lead.
3:39.133
Here comes Wide Load.
3:40.633
Absolute carnage.
3:42.133
Wide Load takes it!
3:46.433
That has come off.
3:59.142
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 16.908 Wide Load 16.908
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 36.283 Lil Nugget 16.209
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 54.058 Puck Yeah 17.125
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:10.867 Puck Yeah 16.809
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:30.808 Lil Nugget 17.450
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:48.100 Puck Yeah 17.417
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:07.867 Wide Load 14.684
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:26.792 Lil Nugget 16.791
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:45.400 Wide Load 14.341
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:04.242 Thick Rick 18.075
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:22.933 The Lieutenant 16.466
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:42.133 Wide Load 17.433
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-9-8-3-4.
56.69
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
49 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-15-11-13.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-2-7-6.
3.34
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-2-3-5-7.
3.05
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 8-12-14-16-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-13-3-8-11.
51.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-13-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-10-13-7-15.
118.76
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-2-7-6-12.
157.64
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-5-12-4-4.
27.57
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
52 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 10-1-9-4-1.
7.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
42 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-1-4-1-4.
6.13
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-14-15-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
47 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 9-6-2-1-7.
8.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-16-11-10-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 14-7-16-14-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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