Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:43.517 9 +8 40 11.5
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.858 +0.34 11 +9 31 12.4
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.083 +0.57 4 +1 22 10.7
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:44.775 +1.26 3 -1 18 10.5
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:45.058 +1.54 10 +5 37 11.9
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:01.842 +18.33 5 -1 27 10.8
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.350 +18.83 8 +1 31 10.7
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -2 24 11.2
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +6 21 11.3
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 31 12.9
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.5
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.5
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +1 30 12.2
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 10 10.9
The Lieutenant FELL LMP Lump Patrol 12 -4 6 21.9
3.992
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-1-5.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-7-2.
14.383
Yolk is losing bits.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
24.567
That has come off.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
35.975
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-7-2.
40.958
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-6-1-2.
46.908
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
51.250
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-7-16.
56.850
Look at the state of it.
1:03.367
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:04.867
Yolk is out.
1:09.958
Up it goes.
1:15.475
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.808
That has come off.
1:31.483
Squish has put Radiator out.
1:36.825
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:41.817
Up it goes.
1:47.483
That was always going to happen.
1:53.450
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:58.942
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:04.442
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:09.050
A new leader — Thick Rick.
2:15.800
Slapper goes to the front.
2:19.067
The Coaster is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:25.417
That has come off.
2:30.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
2:38.850
Thick Rick goes to the front.
2:44.333
They will not want to see that again.
2:45.833
Squish has put Floppy Joe out.
2:47.333
Crooked Pete is out, and Squish did it.
2:53.533
Second Sock has put Slapper out.
3:00.433
Absolute carnage.
3:02.608
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:08.683
Up it goes.
3:15.875
Stubbs is airborne!
3:18.242
This is the last of it.
3:22.500
That has come off.
3:27.850
Stubbs takes the lead.
3:32.733
The Kidney will not be back.
3:37.358
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:40.517
Here comes Stubbs.
3:42.017
That is too close to call.
3:43.517
Stubbs takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 22.917 Yolk 22.917
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 45.333 Thick Rick 22.091
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:11.950 Old Gristle 20.975
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:35.550 Stubbs 20.575
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:02.675 Squish 23.383
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 2:28.317 Slapper 20.834
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 2:52.117 Stubbs 22.567
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:18.242 Old Gristle 23.675
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-12-12-6-15.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
36 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-3-9-8-3.
47.34
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-6-2-5-4.
9.78
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
45 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-2-1-2-7.
2.80
22
Butter Bean The Beans
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-2-13-3-8.
49.21
6
The Kidney The Beans
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 4-9-8-12-14.
212.74
4
Radiator Basement Heat
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-15-9-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-10-7-10-14.
21.45
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-13-9-14-6.
124.61
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
50 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-3-5-12-4.
16.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
54 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-5-10-1-9.
3.11
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
44 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 14-4-8-1-4.
6.14
8
Slapper The Pucks
44 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-7-11-1-16.
54.65
3
The Coaster The Pucks
54 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-13-3-11-10.
95.53
2
Squish The Soft Boys
47 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 11-14-7-16-11.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
49 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 16-14-7-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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