Derby · Season 3 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win
Stubbs took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:43.517 | — | 9 | +8 | 40 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:43.858 | +0.34 | 11 | +9 | 31 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.083 | +0.57 | 4 | +1 | 22 | 10.7 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:44.775 | +1.26 | 3 | -1 | 18 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:45.058 | +1.54 | 10 | +5 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:01.842 | +18.33 | 5 | -1 | 27 | 10.8 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:02.350 | +18.83 | 8 | +1 | 31 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 24 | 11.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 21 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 31 | 12.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 30 | 12.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 10 | 10.9 |
| — | The Lieutenant FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -4 | 6 | 21.9 |
3.992
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-1-5.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-7-2.
14.383
Yolk is losing bits.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
24.567
That has come off.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
35.975
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-7-2.
40.958
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-6-1-2.
46.908
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
51.250
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-7-16.
56.850
Look at the state of it.
1:03.367
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:04.867
Yolk is out.
1:09.958
Up it goes.
1:15.475
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.808
That has come off.
1:31.483
Squish has put Radiator out.
1:36.825
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:41.817
Up it goes.
1:47.483
That was always going to happen.
1:53.450
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:58.942
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:04.442
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:09.050
A new leader — Thick Rick.
2:15.800
Slapper goes to the front.
2:19.067
The Coaster is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:25.417
That has come off.
2:30.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
2:38.850
Thick Rick goes to the front.
2:44.333
They will not want to see that again.
2:45.833
Squish has put Floppy Joe out.
2:47.333
Crooked Pete is out, and Squish did it.
2:53.533
Second Sock has put Slapper out.
3:00.433
Absolute carnage.
3:02.608
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:08.683
Up it goes.
3:15.875
Stubbs is airborne!
3:18.242
This is the last of it.
3:22.500
That has come off.
3:27.850
Stubbs takes the lead.
3:32.733
The Kidney will not be back.
3:37.358
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:40.517
Here comes Stubbs.
3:42.017
That is too close to call.
3:43.517
Stubbs takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.917 | Yolk 22.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 45.333 | Thick Rick 22.091 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:11.950 | Old Gristle 20.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:35.550 | Stubbs 20.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:02.675 | Squish 23.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:28.317 | Slapper 20.834 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:52.117 | Stubbs 22.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 3:18.242 | Old Gristle 23.675 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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50m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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