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Derby · Season 3 · Round 13

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:04.950 — 9 +8 36 13.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.850 +0.90 12 +10 41 13.3
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:16.208 +11.26 8 +5 27 11.6
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:17.275 +12.33 6 +2 30 11.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.850 +13.90 3 -2 11 11.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.875 +13.93 4 -2 13 11.0
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:20.342 +15.39 2 -5 12 10.8
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +3 35 13.2
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 13 11.2
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 0 44 12.4
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 22 12.6
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 21 11.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 14 12.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -9 12 11.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 13 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.9
2.250
Up it goes.
8.283
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 10-4-5-9-3.
12.533
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-2.
16.733
Oh, that is a big one.
22.800
They felt that in the back row.
27.558
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
32.600
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-5-3.
38.067
That is a long way off the ground.
46.858
Up it goes.
48.358
Puck Yeah has put Yolk out. Recent finishes: 5-11-3-6-6.
53.600
Radiator will not take much more.
57.200
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:04.800
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:09.892
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-5-1.
1:11.392
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:15.733
Tube Sock has put Refried Ron out.
1:20.033
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:23.100
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:31.575
That is a long way off the ground.
1:38.733
That has come off.
1:43.375
Up it goes.
1:47.583
Up it goes.
1:53.383
There is nothing left of it.
1:54.883
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:06.900
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:11.692
Look at the state of it.
2:17.950
There is nothing protecting Crooked Pete now.
2:26.417
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:32.483
Stubbs has nothing left on it.
2:36.733
It is coming apart now.
2:41.142
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
2:43.342
Stubbs is out.
2:46.742
This is the last of it.
2:48.992
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:54.000
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
3:00.442
Floppy Joe will not be back.
3:01.950
Here comes Thick Rick.
3:04.950
It is Thick Rick!
3:10.050
Second Sock is coming through.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Second Sock 14.833 Second Sock 14.833
Smooth Descent Boards Yolk 31.483 Puck Yeah 14.825
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 44.875 Gravy 13.358
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 59.367 Puck Yeah 13.142
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:16.450 The Lieutenant 14.208
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:29.942 The Coaster 12.733
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:43.767 The Coaster 13.000
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:00.042 The Lieutenant 11.600
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:15.425 The Lieutenant 14.067
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:33.092 Thick Rick 14.934
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:46.742 Gravy 13.650
Smooth Descent Boards Thick Rick 3:04.950 Thick Rick 13.933
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-7-11-3-9.
29.11
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-6-13-12-12.
163.48
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
57 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-3.
2.15
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
47 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-7-6-2-1.
3.79
5
Refried Ron The Beans
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-12-13-16-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-8-10-2.
50.22
4
Radiator Basement Heat
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-8-11-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
42 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-3-9-10-7.
9.92
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
51 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-7-3-5-12.
33.69
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
49 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-14-2-16-13.
94.84
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
53 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-2-9-16-4.
51.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
45 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-14-4-8-1.
6.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks
54 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-13-3-11-10.
122.11
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-9-16-7-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
49 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 16-14-7-16-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
47 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-3-11-10-5.
55.26

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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