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Derby · Season 3 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Gravy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.367 — 2 +1 3 10.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.558 +0.19 12 +10 24 11.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.917 +0.55 11 +8 30 11.3
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:30.942 +0.58 1 -3 3 10.1
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.183 +0.82 4 -1 2 10.4
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:33.325 +2.96 3 -3 2 10.3
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:34.625 +4.26 13 +6 32 11.5
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:35.225 +4.86 14 +6 24 11.7
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:36.275 +5.91 9 0 35 11.8
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:43.450 +13.08 10 0 33 11.4
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:47.800 +17.43 7 -4 17 10.4
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:48.250 +17.88 5 -7 10 10.1
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.392 +18.03 6 -7 13 10.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 11 11.5
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 12 10.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 10.7
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front.
8.325
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-14-8.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes.
25.792
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-2-1.
30.050
Yolk is on the move. Recent finishes: 12-3-5-11-3.
35.092
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 12-3-5-11-3.
40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
44.700
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
50.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-1.
54.292
That is a long way off the ground.
58.858
Up it goes.
1:06.767
That was always going to happen.
1:17.458
Up it goes.
1:22.467
Up it goes.
1:27.642
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:32.608
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:38.100
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
1:44.450
Gravy takes the lead.
1:46.633
Tube Sock has put Yolk out.
1:51.200
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:54.658
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:11.608
That is a long way off the ground.
2:17.008
That is a long way off the ground.
2:24.900
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:36.792
Up it goes.
2:41.808
Up it goes.
2:46.483
Look at the state of it.
2:51.692
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
3:01.483
This is the last of it.
3:09.417
That has come off.
3:20.050
The Unit leaves something behind.
3:27.367
Long John has it.
3:27.792
Absolute carnage.
3:29.292
Extraordinary scenes.
3:30.792
It is Long John!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 24.550 Gravy 24.550
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 50.525 The Lieutenant 23.583
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 1:16.408 Gravy 25.233
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:42.917 Tender Greg 25.125
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:08.650 The Lieutenant 25.733
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:36.458 Floppy Joe 25.392
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:01.483 The Lieutenant 25.025
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:30.367 Honey Mustard 25.725
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
40 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-1-3-7-11.
57.56
7
Long John The Noodles
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-6-5-2-5.
7.82
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
57 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-3.
2.69
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
47 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-7-6-2-1.
3.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-13-15-12-13.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-15-8-8-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-9-6-3-9.
30.98
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-12-12-2-6.
46.54
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
50 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-8-14-2-16.
90.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
46 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-1-14-4-8.
6.31
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
55 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 1-11-5-2-9.
29.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
51 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-15-15-9-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
51 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-8-11-1-9.
9.11
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
49 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 16-14-7-16-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-16-16-10-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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