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Derby · Season 3 · Round 18

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.583 — 1 0 6 9.5
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.333 +0.75 4 +2 12 9.3
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:14.050 +2.47 2 -1 5 9.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:15.117 +3.53 15 +11 23 10.8
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.275 +3.69 3 -2 10 9.3
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:16.767 +5.18 14 +8 33 10.0
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:19.525 +7.94 11 +4 37 10.0
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.467 +10.88 12 +4 37 11.0
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:23.433 +11.85 8 -1 17 9.5
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:24.075 +12.49 5 -5 17 9.4
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:24.650 +13.07 13 +2 27 10.0
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:25.500 +13.92 9 -3 33 10.4
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:25.550 +13.97 10 -3 38 10.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 14 9.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 9.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 9.9
2.842
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-5-7-6-5.
10.050
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-3-15-1-3.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-5-3.
26.158
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 3-1-10-4-2.
31.550
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
36.850
They will not want to see that again.
41.550
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
48.383
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-16-3-13-3.
54.383
You do not see that every day.
58.725
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:03.658
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.050
You do not see that every day.
1:15.008
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:20.050
Long John is coming through.
1:22.708
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:27.983
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:37.350
Up it goes.
1:45.350
Tube Sock takes the lead.
1:49.900
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:55.117
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:58.950
That is Wide Load taking Pilot Light with them.
2:07.717
Up it goes.
2:17.142
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:26.933
You do not see that every day.
2:31.917
Up it goes.
2:36.592
Oh, that is a big one.
2:42.867
You do not see that every day.
2:44.367
Refried Ron is out.
2:48.317
One to go.
2:54.517
Up it goes.
3:02.775
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:08.117
They felt that in the back row.
3:08.583
Here comes Long John.
3:11.583
Long John takes it!
3:15.958
There is nothing left of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 22.892 The Coaster 22.892
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 47.108 Tender Greg 22.233
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 1:11.750 Wide Load 22.350
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:36.858 Old Gristle 20.791
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:01.142 Floppy Joe 23.075
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:24.950 Long John 22.417
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:48.317 The Coaster 22.083
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:11.583 Second Sock 22.991
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-6-5-2-5.
7.72
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
43 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-11-1-15-1.
52.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
57 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-3.
3.19
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
49 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-4-7-6.
3.50
22
Butter Bean The Beans
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-13-6-11-13.
118.23
5
Refried Ron The Beans
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 12-13-13-15-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-13-6-8-4.
110.26
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
52 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-10-6-8-14.
70.75
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
58 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-8-7-9-12.
108.73
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
48 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 16-6-5-1-14.
24.93
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
59 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-1-3-1-1.
5.69
4
Wide Load The Pucks
52 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-2-8-11-1.
9.01
3
The Coaster The Pucks
55 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-10-13-3-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
47 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-3-11-10-5.
53.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-16-14-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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