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Derby · Season 3 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.258 — 4 +3 19 10.5
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:19.292 +1.03 2 0 22 10.8
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.083 +7.83 12 +9 37 11.3
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 +1 23 10.4
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -2 16 10.6
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +2 27 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 25 11.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +5 24 12.1
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 24 10.8
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 0 22 11.2
— Squish RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +4 12 10.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 16 10.4
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 7 9.9
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 17 11.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 11 10.5
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -7 10 10.2
2.275
That was always going to happen.
7.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.400
There goes a piece of Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 5-5-2-7-6.
17.808
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
26.950
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-12.
31.567
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-4-3-2-5.
38.633
Up it goes.
42.917
Oh, that is a big one.
45.658
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-14-3.
50.050
They felt that in the back row.
55.808
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:00.050
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 5-6-5-7-9.
1:04.800
A new leader — Slapper.
1:09.300
Absolute carnage.
1:11.375
Damp Kevin has put Refried Ron out.
1:20.042
That has come off.
1:24.783
Slapper is losing bits.
1:29.567
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:35.150
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:40.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:44.450
You do not see that every day.
1:50.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:54.283
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
1:57.683
Slapper will not be back.
2:05.950
The Kidney has put Puck Yeah out.
2:10.167
That is real damage.
2:12.833
That is Stubbs taking Crawlspace with them.
2:23.400
The Heel is out.
2:36.458
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:45.917
Absolute carnage.
2:49.942
This is the last of it.
2:57.925
Squish has stalled.
3:06.392
They will not want to see that again.
3:12.458
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:15.258
Damp Kevin has it.
3:18.258
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 26.100 Slapper 26.100
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 54.142 Puck Yeah 25.908
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:24.275 The Unit 28.042
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:52.342 The Heel 26.050
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:20.558 Long John 27.491
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:49.942 The Kidney 28.325
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:18.258 Damp Kevin 28.316
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 16 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 17 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
49 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-15-11-13.
155.72
7
Long John The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-8-11-2-3.
6.52
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-2-5-4-7.
9.60
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-2-3-5-7.
2.28
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 8-12-14-16-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-16-13-15-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-10-14-5.
18.03
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-10-13-7-15.
67.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-9-14-6-9.
107.62
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-2-7-6-12.
70.33
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
42 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-1-4-1-4.
5.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
52 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 10-1-9-4-1.
7.56
8
Slapper The Pucks
43 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-11-1-16-10.
66.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-14-15-10.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-16-11-10-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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