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Derby · Season 3 · Round 20

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.742 — 12 +11 29 12.4
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:40.283 +4.54 9 +7 41 11.9
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:45.108 +9.37 13 +10 45 12.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.317 +10.58 4 0 15 10.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.225 +11.48 3 -2 22 10.6
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:49.725 +13.98 2 -4 20 10.7
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 4:02.075 +26.33 10 +3 48 11.6
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -7 13 10.7
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -3 24 10.6
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +1 20 11.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 10 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +2 20 12.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 14 10.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 10.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 11 11.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.5
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-4-1-2.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
14.358
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-1.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-1-2.
24.658
That was always going to happen.
28.967
Absolute carnage.
34.292
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-8-12.
38.983
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-11-1.
43.950
Oh, that is a big one.
48.783
Up it goes.
53.225
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.050
Look at Long John go.
1:04.692
And that is Yolk finished.
1:06.192
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:11.908
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:16.817
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:21.392
Radiator is airborne!
1:25.675
They will not want to see that again.
1:30.050
Thick Rick is losing places.
1:32.858
And that is Radiator finished.
1:35.167
Puck Yeah is out.
1:39.350
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:40.850
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Pilot Light with them.
1:45.300
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
1:50.058
That has come off.
1:54.758
You do not see that every day.
1:57.792
Long John has put Chunk out.
2:02.292
That is a long way off the ground.
2:07.842
That was always going to happen.
2:17.383
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
2:24.117
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
2:30.392
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
2:36.058
You do not see that every day.
2:46.150
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
2:51.317
Look at the state of it.
3:00.442
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:11.383
Last lap.
3:19.317
You do not see that every day.
3:28.742
That has come off.
3:32.742
Here comes Gravy.
3:35.742
Gravy takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 23.825 Tender Greg 23.825
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 47.792 Tender Greg 23.967
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:12.608 Gravy 22.050
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:36.475 Lil Nugget 21.525
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:57.425 Gravy 20.950
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:21.642 Gravy 24.217
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:47.650 Wide Load 21.592
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:11.383 Wide Load 22.891
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
44 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-12-11-1-15.
84.70
7
Long John The Noodles
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-7-4-6-5.
6.34
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
50 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 10-3-2-4-7.
4.31
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
60 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-6-4-2.
2.53
5
Refried Ron The Beans
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 9-12-13-13-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-15-8-8-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 11-15-14-13-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
60 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-12-4-8-7.
76.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
55 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-5-9-7-12.
19.62
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 11-14-10-14-10.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
59 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-3-3-5-1.
17.54
4
Wide Load The Pucks
52 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-2-8-11-1.
4.66
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
53 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 13-15-9-15-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 16-15-16-14-7.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 14-16-16-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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