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Derby · Season 3 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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The Coaster wins at Kidney Flats

The Coaster took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:21.508 — 13 +12 27 12.3
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.208 +5.70 12 +10 26 11.9
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:28.783 +7.28 10 +7 29 11.5
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.392 +7.88 4 0 5 10.3
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:31.108 +9.60 14 +9 29 12.0
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.267 +9.76 1 -5 1 10.6
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.733 +10.23 11 +4 29 12.3
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.983 +10.48 3 -5 2 10.9
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.275 +10.77 2 -7 1 10.9
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:38.708 +17.20 9 -1 36 11.3
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.650 +18.14 15 +4 21 11.3
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:45.275 +23.77 8 -4 14 10.5
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:45.717 +24.21 7 -6 9 10.9
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.992 +24.48 5 -9 10 10.9
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.217 +27.71 6 -9 11 11.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.6
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 92, average finish 6.3.
8.442
Radiator is losing bits.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go.
27.117
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-1-3.
34.167
That was always going to happen.
40.050
Look at Wide Load go. Recent finishes: 1-14-1-2-1.
50.050
Tender Greg is losing places.
54.808
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-14-1-2-1.
1:01.617
Tender Greg is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:09.900
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 40 wins from 96, average finish 3.2.
1:17.817
Up it goes.
1:22.717
Up it goes.
1:27.408
Look at the state of it.
1:34.417
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:42.358
That was always going to happen.
1:46.992
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:51.350
Wide Load is airborne!
1:57.717
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:07.400
That is a long way off the ground.
2:11.942
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
2:19.942
They felt that in the back row.
2:31.200
Up it goes.
2:35.967
Oh, that is a big one.
2:40.650
Up it goes.
2:45.042
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:55.042
This is the last of it.
3:00.050
There is nothing left of it.
3:05.208
Look at the state of it.
3:10.050
Look at the state of it.
3:17.658
Radiator leaves something behind.
3:18.508
Here comes The Coaster.
3:21.508
The Coaster takes it!
3:39.642
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 22.050 Gravy 22.050
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 48.708 Lil Nugget 24.891
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 1:16.208 Big Randy 26.400
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:40.533 Gravy 24.058
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:06.892 Honey Mustard 23.533
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:31.442 The Coaster 24.550
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:55.042 Honey Mustard 23.384
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:21.508 Second Sock 25.392
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 7-4-5-4-8.
22.56
7
Long John The Noodles
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-15-3-7-4.
9.27
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
60 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 6-5-2-1-1.
3.54
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
55 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-3-5-3-6.
3.73
22
Butter Bean The Beans
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-13-4-7-9.
120.53
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 10-13-11-15-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-15-11-15-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-7-8-7-13.
161.37
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-14-15-12-4.
186.82
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-13-9-6-12.
55.54
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
62 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 9-6-4-2-1.
4.55
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
64 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-16-2-1-8.
28.26
3
The Coaster The Pucks
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-11-12-13-13.
103.37
4
Wide Load The Pucks
54 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-8-2-2-8.
8.59
21
Custard The Soft Boys
50 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-5-12-5-3.
61.29
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-15-14-10-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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