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Derby · Season 3 · Round 26

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.700 — 3 +2 12 10.5
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:19.550 +1.85 2 0 14 10.3
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:21.517 +3.82 15 +12 24 11.7
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:22.192 +4.49 1 -3 8 10.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:22.283 +4.58 4 -1 14 10.2
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:29.775 +12.08 8 +2 21 10.4
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:29.792 +12.09 13 +6 35 12.0
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:30.558 +12.86 9 +1 49 11.4
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.150 +14.45 12 +3 46 12.3
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:33.492 +15.79 6 -4 19 11.3
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:34.975 +17.28 10 -1 46 11.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 21 11.2
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 19 11.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 31 11.7
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 20 11.4
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.983
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-7-10-3-16.
19.492
That has come off.
24.600
That has come off.
29.008
The Heel is losing bits.
34.300
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.533
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-14.
44.058
That has come off.
48.300
The Kidney leaves something behind.
59.992
Radiator is losing bits.
1:07.400
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-3.
1:12.217
The Kidney leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-5-6.
1:20.092
That has come off.
1:26.767
Wide Load is losing bits.
1:31.433
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 6-6-7-7-7.
1:35.908
You do not see that every day.
1:40.767
Absolute carnage.
1:45.325
Stripped to the shell.
1:50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:54.900
That was always going to happen.
1:59.558
Oh, that is a big one.
2:04.125
Custard is losing bits.
2:08.650
Slapper is out.
2:14.992
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:19.308
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:23.817
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:34.058
Chunk will not be back.
2:44.167
That is Wide Load taking Radiator with them.
2:48.392
They felt that in the back row.
2:55.692
One to go.
2:59.958
That was always going to happen.
3:01.458
That is Crooked Pete taking Squish with them.
3:09.758
Extraordinary scenes.
3:11.258
That is Honey Mustard taking The Kidney with them.
3:14.700
Tube Sock has it.
3:17.375
That has come off.
3:18.875
Tube Sock takes it!
3:29.200
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 20.258 Squish 20.258
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 43.508 Crooked Pete 21.816
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:06.358 Slapper 21.184
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:28.342 Custard 20.692
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:51.242 Wide Load 19.959
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:12.892 Lil Nugget 19.650
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:34.642 Crooked Pete 20.650
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:55.692 Custard 20.292
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:17.700 Lil Nugget 20.666
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 24 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-11-10-3.
82.76
7
Long John The Noodles
55 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-1-15-3-7.
4.79
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
61 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-6-5-2-1.
2.56
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-12-3.
7.36
6
The Kidney The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-8-9-8-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-8-13-4-7.
76.84
4
Radiator Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-15-11-15-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-11-6-3-2.
24.61
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-9-14-15-12.
178.98
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-13-9-6-12.
52.29
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 11-14-10-14-10.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
63 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-9-6-4-2.
6.26
4
Wide Load The Pucks
55 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-1-8-2-2.
9.10
8
Slapper The Pucks
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-4-10-15-11.
126.91
21
Custard The Soft Boys
51 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-5-5-12-5.
32.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-9-14-14-11.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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