Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 27

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:30.242 9 +8 45 12.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:37.675 +7.43 13 +11 44 12.6
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:49.100 +18.86 3 0 59 10.9
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:51.417 +21.18 4 0 53 10.5
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:53.242 +23.00 7 +2 66 10.3
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:55.758 +25.52 5 -1 56 10.6
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +7 44 11.8
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +2 46 12.5
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +3 35 12.0
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 21 12.1
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 27 10.6
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -6 25 10.5
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 17 11.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -13 13 10.1
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 12 11.0
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 13 9.8
1.833
They felt that in the back row.
6.092
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-2-9-2-4.
11.208
Chunk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-15-2-1.
16.050
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 32 wins from 101, average finish 3.7.
20.292
Look at the state of it.
25.308
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 3-4-3-4-3.
26.808
Radiator is out, and Gravy did it. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-12-8.
31.042
That has come off.
35.333
That has come off.
37.392
Wrecked, and out of the race.
41.692
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
46.692
Gravy leaves something behind.
50.792
Sweaty Gerald has put Crooked Pete out.
55.033
It is coming apart now.
56.533
Squish is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:01.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:06.600
A new leader — Chunk.
1:13.275
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:17.533
That was always going to happen.
1:22.217
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:28.317
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.200
Chunk takes the lead.
1:39.225
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
1:42.217
Sweaty Gerald is out.
1:47.758
Tube Sock has put Big Randy out.
1:49.258
Chunk will not be back.
1:56.683
That is a long way off the ground.
2:06.850
That is a long way off the ground.
2:11.942
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:18.283
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:19.783
Gravy is out.
2:24.158
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:31.367
Extraordinary scenes.
2:35.825
That has come off.
2:40.658
There is nothing left of it.
2:48.717
That is Tube Sock taking Honey Mustard with them.
2:54.133
And it all goes wrong.
2:59.658
The Coaster is in trouble.
3:01.567
Last lap.
3:04.183
And that is The Coaster finished.
3:20.200
Stubbs is airborne!
3:24.442
Tube Sock is losing bits.
3:27.242
Here comes Stubbs.
3:29.042
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
3:30.542
Stubbs takes it!
3:37.150
That has come off.
3:44.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:51.133
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 22.350 Chunk 22.325
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 45.075 Stubbs 21.184
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:08.867 Stubbs 22.808
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:27.800 Stubbs 17.850
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:51.092 The Coaster 21.417
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:17.000 Wide Load 22.042
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:40.075 The Coaster 22.384
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:01.567 The Coaster 20.375
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:30.242 Tube Sock 24.433
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 9 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-11-10-3.
163.38
1
Big Randy The Noodles
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-7-4-5-4.
20.31
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
61 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-6-5-2-1.
2.82
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
57 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-2-2-3-5.
3.49
22
Butter Bean The Beans
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-8-13-4-7.
45.60
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-10-13-11-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-11-6-3-2.
16.44
4
Radiator Basement Heat
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-9-15-11-15.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
59 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-3-10-12-10.
38.49
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
47 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-5-13-9-6.
33.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 11-14-10-14-10.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
64 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-16-2-1-8.
19.31
4
Wide Load The Pucks
56 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-11-1-8-2.
4.24
3
The Coaster The Pucks
61 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-6-1-11-12.
94.58
2
Squish The Soft Boys
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-9-14-14-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-14-15-14-10.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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