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Derby · Season 3 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:56.442 — 13 +12 20 10.9
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:59.675 +3.23 14 +12 27 10.8
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:07.458 +11.02 12 +9 20 10.8
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:12.467 +16.03 11 +7 19 11.3
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:12.800 +16.36 10 +5 23 11.0
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:19.992 +23.55 9 +3 37 10.6
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.617 +33.18 4 -3 14 9.4
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.200 +34.76 2 -6 9 9.4
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.900 +35.46 1 -8 16 9.4
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:34.133 +37.69 3 -7 15 9.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 22 9.6
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 19 10.5
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 26 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 12 9.8
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 12 9.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 10.2
2.900
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 100, average finish 5.9.
8.417
There goes a piece of Custard.
15.150
The Coaster goes to the front.
19.850
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-15-2.
26.083
The Coaster leaves something behind.
30.517
Oh, that is a big one.
36.142
Up it goes.
40.750
That has come off.
50.692
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
58.925
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-15-2.
1:04.100
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:09.758
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
1:14.475
Look at the state of it.
1:19.775
Tender Greg is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-6-3-7-4.
1:21.275
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:25.483
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:30.050
The Kidney is on the move.
1:36.358
Absolute carnage.
1:42.983
Absolute carnage.
1:48.833
Stripped to the shell.
1:54.467
Absolute carnage.
1:58.958
Gravy is airborne!
2:04.925
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:06.450
Pilot Light is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:11.750
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.058
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.458
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:29.425
Look at the state of it.
2:37.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:38.742
Last lap.
2:43.408
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.467
Up it goes.
2:53.442
The Coaster has it.
2:55.550
You do not see that every day.
2:57.050
The Coaster takes it!
2:59.742
Slapper has put Custard out.
3:01.242
That is The Heel taking Radiator with them.
3:12.925
Stripped to the shell.
3:24.258
The Heel is in trouble.
3:35.183
The Kidney is in trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 18.092 The Coaster 18.092
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 33.800 The Coaster 15.708
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 52.008 Slapper 16.550
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:12.317 Chunk 17.700
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:29.300 The Coaster 16.983
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:46.417 Stubbs 17.067
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:03.125 Gravy 16.625
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:20.575 Chunk 17.083
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:38.567 Stubbs 16.542
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:56.442 Gravy 15.667
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-7-4-5-4.
11.79
7
Long John The Noodles
57 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-6-1-1-15.
5.33
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-12-3.
8.21
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
58 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-5-2-2-3.
2.34
22
Butter Bean The Beans
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-10-8-13-4.
48.00
6
The Kidney The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-8-9-8-10.
171.00
4
Radiator Basement Heat
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-12-9-15.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-4-5-13-9.
13.23
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
59 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-3-10-12-10.
19.59
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
66 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-1-6-16-2.
11.89
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 10-11-14-10-14.
205.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks
61 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-6-1-11-12.
46.48
8
Slapper The Pucks
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-4-10-15-11.
48.70
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-14-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
52 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-4-5-5-12.
31.75

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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