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Derby · Season 3 · Round 3

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.600 — 12 +11 30 12.7
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:07.783 +1.18 9 +7 53 12.8
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:15.125 +8.53 7 +4 37 11.8
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:17.167 +10.57 4 0 11 11.3
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:19.300 +12.70 2 -3 12 10.9
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:20.767 +14.17 1 -5 9 10.7
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:21.508 +14.91 3 -4 14 11.3
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.342 +16.74 6 -2 31 11.9
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 37 12.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 23 12.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 13 11.4
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -2 17 10.9
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 13 12.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 10 12.0
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 13 11.2
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 14 13.6
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
6.600
That has come off. Recent finishes: 10-6-5-7-5.
11.508
And it all goes wrong.
16.133
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
23.308
Gravy is airborne!
27.517
Refried Ron is airborne!
32.158
There goes a piece of Radiator.
37.825
Extraordinary scenes.
42.525
Oh, that is a big one.
47.067
That has come off. Recent finishes: 13-8-8-4-14.
48.567
Puck Yeah will not be back. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-2.
53.325
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
58.917
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-3-5.
1:01.100
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 13-8-8-4-14.
1:04.325
That is Squish taking Refried Ron with them.
1:08.692
Extraordinary scenes.
1:13.475
That is a long way off the ground.
1:18.708
Lil Nugget is going nowhere.
1:20.208
Radiator is out.
1:24.700
Squish will not take much more.
1:30.925
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:36.850
Gravy goes to the front.
1:41.200
Look at the state of it.
1:45.400
A new leader — Stubbs.
1:55.683
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:03.317
Up it goes.
2:10.092
Look at the state of it.
2:18.975
Up it goes.
2:23.667
Look at the state of it.
2:28.300
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
2:33.633
Gravy is in trouble.
2:35.225
That is Crooked Pete taking Gravy with them.
2:39.942
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:47.275
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:49.267
One to go.
3:03.600
Old Gristle has it.
3:06.600
It is Old Gristle!
3:20.467
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 13.158 Old Gristle 13.158
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 26.567 Puck Yeah 12.650
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 39.425 Puck Yeah 12.858
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 57.650 Old Gristle 13.458
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:14.675 Old Gristle 16.075
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:30.600 Stubbs 14.541
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 1:47.817 Stubbs 14.409
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 2:03.083 Old Gristle 14.883
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 2:16.825 Gravy 13.450
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:31.842 Gravy 14.675
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 2:49.267 Stubbs 15.200
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 3:06.600 Stubbs 13.325
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
49 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-15-11-13.
131.51
7
Long John The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-8-11-2-3.
10.73
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-2-7-6.
2.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-2-3-5-7.
2.77
5
Refried Ron The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-16-13-15-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-13-3-8-11.
31.73
1
The Unit Basement Heat
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-10-14-5.
14.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-13-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-9-14-6-9.
121.85
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-2-7-6-12.
104.56
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-4-6-9-15.
96.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
52 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 10-1-9-4-1.
5.31
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-14-15-10.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
43 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-11-1-16-10.
96.86
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-16-11-10-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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