Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 31

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Honey Mustard finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.733 3 +2 17 10.5
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:49.392 +4.66 9 +7 38 11.7
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:50.567 +5.83 13 +10 37 12.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:50.825 +6.09 15 +11 32 11.4
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.033 +6.30 12 +7 35 12.1
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:51.433 +6.70 4 -2 29 10.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:53.758 +9.03 11 +4 36 11.3
Thick Rick WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +2 46 12.1
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +5 33 12.0
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -8 21 10.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.5
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -6 21 10.6
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -6 12 10.2
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 12 11.2
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -10 12 10.2
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 12 10.2
2.433
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-3-13-4-3.
7.892
They will not want to see that again.
12.567
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 8-3-2-7-10.
17.525
They will not want to see that again.
23.650
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
29.375
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-8-8.
35.992
Yolk is losing bits.
41.733
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-3-7-6.
46.675
That is a long way off the ground.
51.517
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 5-4-16-5-8.
59.167
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:05.167
They felt that in the back row.
1:09.458
Oh, that is a big one.
1:13.792
Radiator is airborne!
1:18.342
Pilot Light is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:25.892
You do not see that every day.
1:31.333
Radiator is losing bits.
1:33.550
Radiator has put Refried Ron out.
1:38.075
Up it goes.
1:42.500
Thick Rick goes to the front.
1:48.942
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:53.842
There is nothing left of it.
2:00.050
Slapper is on the move.
2:04.650
Absolute carnage.
2:11.092
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.525
There is nothing left of it.
2:20.808
And that is Radiator finished.
2:25.600
Slapper takes the lead.
2:29.833
Up it goes.
2:34.500
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
2:40.050
Old Gristle is going backwards.
2:44.500
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
2:48.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:53.158
That is Custard taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:54.658
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:59.167
It is coming apart now.
3:07.417
There is nothing left of it.
3:12.450
That was always going to happen.
3:14.683
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:18.275
Second Sock has put Big Randy out.
3:22.850
Thick Rick is losing bits.
3:27.517
Last lap.
3:32.067
Up it goes.
3:35.917
Thick Rick is out, and Old Gristle did it.
3:41.733
Here comes Second Sock.
3:44.733
It is Second Sock!
3:50.833
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 17.717 The Coaster 17.717
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 34.800 The Lieutenant 16.250
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 52.317 The Lieutenant 17.517
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:11.775 The Coaster 17.183
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:32.958 Slapper 15.900
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:52.475 Honey Mustard 15.967
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:09.708 Slapper 16.325
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:28.842 Custard 17.917
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:48.983 The Coaster 16.558
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:07.933 The Lieutenant 16.700
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:27.517 Honey Mustard 18.392
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:44.733 Second Sock 17.216
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 10 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
60 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-7-4-11-10.
129.00
1
Big Randy The Noodles
63 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 6-2-6-7-4.
13.42
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-5-5-2-2.
2.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
64 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 8-11-6-5-6.
5.79
5
Refried Ron The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-10-14-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-8-9-8-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-10-14-14-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 13-8-4-4-5.
39.44
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
59 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-1-5.
16.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
66 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-9.
6.53
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
54 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-7-3-2-8.
4.91
3
The Coaster The Pucks
62 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-14-6-1-11.
112.81
8
Slapper The Pucks
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-4-10-15-11.
77.39
21
Custard The Soft Boys
53 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-9-4-5-5.
63.37
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-16-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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