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Derby · Season 3 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Honey Mustard finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:14.925 — 2 +1 18 11.1
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:24.908 +9.98 10 +8 30 11.3
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:25.250 +10.33 3 0 27 10.6
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +9 28 11.0
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -4 13 10.7
— Thick Rick WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +3 37 11.1
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 0 23 10.9
— The Lieutenant WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 21 11.5
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -4 19 10.3
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -6 15 10.6
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +5 15 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 11 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 12 10.7
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 8 10.4
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 8 11.0
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 4 11.0
2.575
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-2-16-8-6.
7.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-2-14-2-2.
12.517
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-13-4.
16.817
There goes a piece of The Unit.
22.017
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-16-1-14.
26.592
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
30.942
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-2-2.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
45.200
That is a long way off the ground.
50.050
Big Randy is coming through.
54.900
That has come off.
1:00.467
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:06.450
You do not see that every day.
1:10.658
That is a long way off the ground.
1:12.158
Pilot Light is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:16.542
Up it goes.
1:20.033
Yolk will not be back.
1:24.725
That has come off.
1:29.983
Custard has stalled.
1:37.642
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:40.308
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.600
Stripped to the shell.
1:50.908
That has come off.
1:55.792
That is real damage.
2:00.142
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:05.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:09.500
Crooked Pete has put The Kidney out.
2:13.933
That has come off.
2:15.433
The Lieutenant is out.
2:21.000
A new leader — Big Randy.
2:26.817
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:31.417
Thick Rick is in trouble.
2:34.950
Crooked Pete will not be back.
2:39.708
Thick Rick is in trouble.
2:41.208
Thick Rick will not be back.
2:45.417
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:47.008
This is the last of it.
2:52.783
Up it goes.
3:11.925
Big Randy is coming to the flag.
3:12.025
That has come off.
3:14.925
Big Randy wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 26.667 Pilot Light 26.592
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 53.608 The Unit 26.941
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 1:20.483 Big Randy 26.725
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 1:49.225 Big Randy 27.316
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 2:16.517 Thick Rick 25.050
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:47.008 Honey Mustard 28.375
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:14.925 Big Randy 27.917
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-4-7-4-11.
132.21
1
Big Randy The Noodles
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 6-6-2-6-7.
13.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-5-5-2-2.
2.12
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
46 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-7-4-8-4.
9.44
6
The Kidney The Beans
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 13-14-8-9-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-4-8-10-8.
29.97
1
The Unit Basement Heat
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-11-6-3-2.
18.45
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
59 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-1-5.
15.19
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-13-8-4-4.
54.43
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
67 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-16-1-2-8.
9.63
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
54 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-7-3-2-8.
8.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks
60 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-12-2-3-1.
17.26
3
The Coaster The Pucks
62 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-14-6-1-11.
189.41
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-16-16-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 1-10-9-4-5.
41.20

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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