Derby · Season 3 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:03.300 | — | 12 | +11 | 44 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:07.775 | +4.48 | 11 | +9 | 39 | 12.5 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.533 | +16.23 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 11.1 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:20.033 | +16.73 | 6 | +2 | 22 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.242 | +17.94 | 4 | -1 | 17 | 11.0 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:21.750 | +18.45 | 7 | +1 | 35 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 32 | 12.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 14 | 12.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 14 | 11.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 30 | 13.3 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 28 | 13.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 14 | 12.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 11.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 11.4 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits.
6.742
Slapper is airborne!
11.083
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-2-8-3-2.
15.325
There is nothing left of it.
19.575
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-5-3-4-2.
24.083
Extraordinary scenes.
30.050
The Unit is losing places.
34.300
Absolute carnage.
38.758
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
43.692
Old Gristle has put Pilot Light out.
45.192
Yolk is out, and Floppy Joe did it. Recent finishes: 16-5-4-3-13.
49.658
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 11-6-7-7-3.
55.075
Refried Ron is out. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-16-5.
56.575
Squish is out.
1:00.983
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:05.883
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.400
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
1:15.242
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:21.317
There is nothing left of it.
1:28.342
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:29.842
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:34.717
Extraordinary scenes.
1:40.375
Slapper is losing bits.
1:44.042
Honey Mustard is out.
1:48.250
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
1:58.017
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:03.367
That has come off.
2:07.900
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
2:14.558
Puck Yeah is airborne!
2:16.058
Puck Yeah is out.
2:21.817
Crooked Pete is out.
2:26.183
Slapper is out.
2:31.608
That is a long way off the ground.
2:38.017
And it all goes wrong.
2:46.308
They will not want to see that again.
2:48.700
This is the last of it.
2:57.400
Floppy Joe will not be back.
3:00.300
The Lieutenant has it.
3:03.300
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:14.567
That has come off.
3:19.267
They felt that in the back row.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 14.225 | Honey Mustard 14.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 28.333 | Honey Mustard 14.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 43.117 | Puck Yeah 13.384 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 58.567 | Thick Rick 13.859 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:16.050 | Old Gristle 14.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 1:32.442 | The Lieutenant 13.134 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:49.683 | The Lieutenant 13.116 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 2:04.050 | Puck Yeah 14.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:18.775 | Slapper 13.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:33.892 | The Lieutenant 15.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:48.700 | The Lieutenant 14.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:03.300 | Old Gristle 13.650 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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