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Derby · Season 3 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crooked Pete finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.192 — 11 +10 23 12.6
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:31.375 +0.18 1 -1 4 10.1
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.875 +0.68 4 +1 2 10.8
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.233 +1.04 2 -2 1 10.5
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:33.300 +2.11 3 -2 6 10.5
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:35.933 +4.74 9 +3 35 11.9
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.775 +5.58 12 +5 27 11.7
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:36.942 +5.75 15 +7 16 11.1
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:40.450 +9.26 10 +1 30 11.1
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:41.192 +10.00 13 +3 35 11.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:45.333 +14.14 8 -3 9 10.9
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:47.150 +15.96 5 -7 13 10.4
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:48.600 +17.41 7 -6 8 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 12 11.0
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 19 11.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 12 10.1
4.217
Look at the state of it.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-14-2-5-8.
27.367
Slapper is airborne!
31.592
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
38.242
There is nothing left of it.
51.500
They will not want to see that again.
55.900
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
1:00.108
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 3-3-16-5-4.
1:04.625
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:10.050
Slapper is losing places.
1:16.267
There is nothing left of it.
1:21.075
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-3-16-5-4.
1:25.425
They will not want to see that again.
1:30.117
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 6-5-4-5-4.
1:39.867
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:45.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:50.000
That has come off.
1:51.500
Butter Bean has put Refried Ron out.
1:54.625
That is Floppy Joe taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:00.050
Look at the state of it.
2:07.133
That was always going to happen.
2:12.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:17.758
That is Chunk taking Yolk with them.
2:23.833
That has come off.
2:33.558
Chunk is losing bits.
2:40.050
Second Sock is on the move.
2:44.575
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.325
That has come off.
3:01.142
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
3:03.775
One to go.
3:12.183
Look at the state of it.
3:17.217
Slapper is airborne!
3:28.192
Chunk has it.
3:29.692
That is too close to call.
3:31.192
Chunk takes it!
3:36.933
There is nothing protecting Slapper now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Stubbs 24.717 Stubbs 24.717
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 49.650 Stubbs 24.933
The Hairpin Clay Stubbs 1:15.208 Yolk 24.917
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:44.633 Chunk 25.059
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:10.833 Old Gristle 24.509
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:38.233 Chunk 24.833
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:03.775 Chunk 25.542
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:31.192 Floppy Joe 25.891
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-4-15-4-7.
98.71
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-10-8-11-3.
63.28
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
61 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-4-1-5-5.
2.37
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
2.64
22
Butter Bean The Beans
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-10-14-3-4.
87.42
5
Refried Ron The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-10-14-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-10-11-6.
25.67
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-2-3-9.
95.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
60 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-12-3-10-12.
39.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
59 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-1-5.
18.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 10-15-8-12-5.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
69 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-7-3-16-1.
7.23
8
Slapper The Pucks
53 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-7-11-4-10.
153.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-13-13-12-8.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
56 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-11-1-10-9.
39.64
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-16-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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