Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 40

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Thick Rick finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.550 4 +3 17 10.9
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:44.500 +0.95 10 +8 34 11.8
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.933 +3.38 12 +9 39 12.3
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:48.850 +5.30 3 -1 17 10.7
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:59.125 +15.58 6 +1 33 10.8
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4:00.017 +16.47 8 +2 31 10.5
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:01.108 +17.56 7 0 20 10.5
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 +1 37 11.5
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +5 29 11.9
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 17 11.9
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 0 17 11.7
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 12 10.5
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.6
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 17 11.4
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -10 12 10.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 10 11.6
3.233
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 11-4-3-5-15.
14.467
That has come off.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
24.633
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 9-2-4-1-15.
30.050
The Kidney is coming through. Recent finishes: 16-8-7-11-5.
34.608
That has come off.
39.125
That is a long way off the ground.
44.700
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
50.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
57.450
Absolute carnage.
1:02.625
They felt that in the back row.
1:04.125
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out.
1:10.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:11.550
That is Crawlspace taking Refried Ron with them.
1:15.925
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:21.125
Up it goes.
1:27.042
Up it goes.
1:32.050
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:38.525
Up it goes.
1:43.300
You do not see that every day.
1:47.783
Oh, that is a big one.
1:52.533
Look at the state of it.
1:56.992
There is nothing left of it.
2:02.392
That is a long way off the ground.
2:07.292
Squish is out.
2:11.833
Chunk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:15.683
Puck Yeah is out.
2:20.717
That is Damp Kevin taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:23.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:30.017
And it all goes wrong.
2:34.433
Up it goes.
2:40.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:44.325
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:51.008
And it all goes wrong.
2:55.367
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:04.408
Up it goes.
3:14.450
Second Sock takes the lead.
3:17.808
Last lap.
3:24.900
A new leader — Thick Rick.
3:26.400
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:31.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:39.450
Second Sock takes the lead.
3:40.550
Second Sock has it.
3:43.550
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 22.325 Puck Yeah 22.325
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 47.675 Thick Rick 22.075
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:06.567 Old Gristle 18.992
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:31.667 Chunk 23.234
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:56.033 Chunk 21.866
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:22.850 Slapper 23.208
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:51.000 Thick Rick 21.125
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:17.808 Second Sock 23.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 10 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-10-8-11-3.
90.73
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-11-15-5-14.
182.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
2.52
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
66 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-2-7-3.
2.13
5
Refried Ron The Beans
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 15-12-13-10-14.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 9-12-8-11-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
56 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-11-5-6-10.
21.45
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-2-3-9.
43.80
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-10-14-9-2.
65.76
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-5-13-5.
18.84
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 11-3-16-10-15.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
72 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 16-7-9-9-7.
9.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-13-13-12-8.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
57 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-12-2-6-16.
86.24
2
Squish The Soft Boys
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 14-15-13-12-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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