Derby · Season 3 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win
Second Sock took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Thick Rick finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.550 | — | 4 | +3 | 17 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:44.500 | +0.95 | 10 | +8 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:46.933 | +3.38 | 12 | +9 | 39 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:48.850 | +5.30 | 3 | -1 | 17 | 10.7 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:59.125 | +15.58 | 6 | +1 | 33 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:00.017 | +16.47 | 8 | +2 | 31 | 10.5 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:01.108 | +17.56 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 37 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 29 | 11.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 17 | 11.9 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 17 | 11.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 12 | 10.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 17 | 11.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.6 |
3.233
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 11-4-3-5-15.
14.467
That has come off.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
24.633
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 9-2-4-1-15.
30.050
The Kidney is coming through. Recent finishes: 16-8-7-11-5.
34.608
That has come off.
39.125
That is a long way off the ground.
44.700
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
50.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
57.450
Absolute carnage.
1:02.625
They felt that in the back row.
1:04.125
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out.
1:10.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:11.550
That is Crawlspace taking Refried Ron with them.
1:15.925
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:21.125
Up it goes.
1:27.042
Up it goes.
1:32.050
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:38.525
Up it goes.
1:43.300
You do not see that every day.
1:47.783
Oh, that is a big one.
1:52.533
Look at the state of it.
1:56.992
There is nothing left of it.
2:02.392
That is a long way off the ground.
2:07.292
Squish is out.
2:11.833
Chunk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:15.683
Puck Yeah is out.
2:20.717
That is Damp Kevin taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:23.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:30.017
And it all goes wrong.
2:34.433
Up it goes.
2:40.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:44.325
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:51.008
And it all goes wrong.
2:55.367
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:04.408
Up it goes.
3:14.450
Second Sock takes the lead.
3:17.808
Last lap.
3:24.900
A new leader — Thick Rick.
3:26.400
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:31.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:39.450
Second Sock takes the lead.
3:40.550
Second Sock has it.
3:43.550
Second Sock takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 22.325 | Puck Yeah 22.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 47.675 | Thick Rick 22.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:06.567 | Old Gristle 18.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:31.667 | Chunk 23.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:56.033 | Chunk 21.866 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:22.850 | Slapper 23.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:51.000 | Thick Rick 21.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:17.808 | Second Sock 23.850 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-15.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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