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Derby · Season 3 · Round 46

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:14.800 — 4 +3 12 10.7
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:15.975 +1.18 3 +1 14 10.6
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:18.475 +3.68 1 -2 6 10.8
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:20.992 +6.19 2 -2 11 10.6
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:24.742 +9.94 9 +4 44 12.2
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:27.325 +12.53 13 +7 39 11.8
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.775 +12.98 12 +5 32 12.0
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:28.783 +13.98 6 -2 21 10.8
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:32.208 +17.41 10 +1 39 12.1
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:32.342 +17.54 7 -3 27 10.6
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:34.158 +19.36 5 -6 22 10.7
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 31 12.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 13 10.3
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 18 12.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 18 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.3
3.858
The Kidney is losing bits.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
19.442
The Coaster leaves something behind.
24.175
Up it goes.
30.050
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-2-2.
34.275
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
40.050
Look at Old Gristle go. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-2-6.
44.867
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-8-1.
49.467
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-4-8-1.
54.717
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-8-1.
59.558
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.100
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:09.542
There goes a piece of Long John.
1:15.108
There is nothing left of it.
1:17.608
The Coaster has put Yolk out.
1:22.883
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:27.250
A new leader — Old Gristle.
1:28.750
Squish will not be back.
1:33.517
They felt that in the back row.
1:38.492
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:45.550
The Heel is airborne!
1:53.258
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:54.758
That is Crooked Pete taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:59.800
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
2:07.808
Oh, that is a big one.
2:12.250
Up it goes.
2:17.250
Radiator is out.
2:23.650
Extraordinary scenes.
2:32.775
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:42.525
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
2:53.758
It is coming apart now.
2:55.258
Last lap.
3:00.000
There is nothing left of it.
3:01.500
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:06.283
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
3:11.800
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:13.967
That has come off.
3:15.467
Tube Sock wins the derby.
3:21.650
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:26.917
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 20.042 Yolk 20.042
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 43.133 Old Gristle 21.683
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:04.833 The Heel 21.108
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:26.867 Tube Sock 21.259
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:49.358 Lil Nugget 18.625
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:11.358 The Heel 20.716
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:32.642 Tube Sock 21.284
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:54.333 Crooked Pete 21.575
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:14.800 Crooked Pete 20.333
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 19 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
70 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-2-10-5-11.
48.81
7
Long John The Noodles
62 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-8-1-2-9.
3.08
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
54 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-12-4-3-10.
7.25
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
69 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-4-3-1-8.
2.89
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-12-15-16-11.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 9-16-4-9-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-13-7-6-7.
23.61
4
Radiator Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-14-14-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
70 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-8-10-14-9.
90.76
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-14-11-2-2.
36.77
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
70 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-9-2-1-9.
32.76
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
77 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-1-7-2-2.
5.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks
69 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-6-15-3-1.
78.89
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-8-11-15-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 14-7-12-9-14.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-12-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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