Derby · Season 3 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:12.633 | — | 2 | +1 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:12.800 | +0.17 | 3 | +1 | 5 | 9.4 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:13.308 | +0.68 | 1 | -2 | 7 | 9.6 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:14.792 | +2.16 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:18.858 | +6.23 | 11 | +6 | 35 | 10.4 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:21.992 | +9.36 | 12 | +6 | 31 | 10.4 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:22.500 | +9.87 | 8 | +1 | 15 | 9.8 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:24.208 | +11.58 | 6 | -2 | 15 | 9.6 |
| 9 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:24.658 | +12.03 | 9 | 0 | 35 | 10.6 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:25.275 | +12.64 | 10 | 0 | 45 | 10.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 34 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 14 | 9.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 9.4 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 23 | 9.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 20 | 10.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 9.9 |
2.875
That is a long way off the ground.
8.025
Slapper is losing bits.
12.675
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
20.900
A new leader — Slapper.
25.350
Gravy goes to the front.
30.050
Second Sock is losing places.
34.350
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-16-1.
39.675
And it all goes wrong.
49.583
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
54.900
Gravy goes to the front. Career record: 21 wins from 78, average finish 3.9.
59.208
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-16-1.
1:03.675
They felt that in the back row.
1:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:15.192
That has come off.
1:20.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:23.825
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:29.392
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-2-5-8-7.
1:36.500
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
1:43.333
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:48.233
That is a long way off the ground.
1:55.317
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
2:04.708
That has come off.
2:08.367
That is Stubbs taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:13.733
Absolute carnage.
2:18.233
It is coming apart now.
2:19.733
And that is Squish finished.
2:24.433
That was always going to happen.
2:30.558
And that is Radiator finished.
2:36.842
Slapper has nothing left on it.
2:45.750
Floppy Joe goes to the front.
2:49.392
This is the last of it.
2:54.450
That is The Heel taking Slapper with them.
2:57.242
And that is Refried Ron finished.
3:05.958
That has come off.
3:09.633
Here comes Floppy Joe.
3:11.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:12.633
Floppy Joe wins the derby.
3:24.533
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 22.533 | Slapper 22.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 45.467 | Squish 22.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:09.100 | Slapper 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:31.017 | Slapper 21.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:56.442 | Crooked Pete 22.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:23.233 | Second Sock 22.592 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:49.392 | Gravy 22.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 3:12.633 | Second Sock 22.650 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 19 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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