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Floor · Season 2 · Round 15

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Custard wins at The Balcony

Custard took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Big Randy finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 45.858 — 16 +15 0 2.1
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 43.850 — 2 0 0 15.7
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 29.458 — 7 +4 0 19.1
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 26.650 — 11 +7 2 19.4
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 18.000 — 12 +7 0 19.2
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 16.658 — 4 -2 0 19.2
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 15.150 — 13 +6 0 19.3
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 13.492 — 15 +7 1 18.7
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.417 — 3 -6 0 19.1
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 13.183 — 14 +4 1 18.7
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 12.308 — 6 -5 1 18.9
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10.592 — 1 -11 0 18.9
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10.592 — 8 -5 0 19.4
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.408 — 5 -9 1 19.1
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 10.142 — 9 -6 0 19.2
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.408 — 10 -6 0 18.8
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-3-12.
5.592
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-5-2.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
9.300
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.700
Lil Nugget is gone.
11.250
Another panel gone.
12.100
Thick Rick goes in.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
13.500
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
14.283
Another panel gone.
14.900
In goes Crooked Pete.
15.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.300
Pilot Light is gone.
17.208
That is the sport, right there.
17.700
In goes The Kidney.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.100
Wide Load is gone.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.500
In goes Tube Sock.
21.417
Another panel gone.
21.900
Squish goes in.
22.775
The floor is getting smaller.
23.300
In goes Slapper.
24.117
The floor is getting smaller.
24.700
That is Second Sock finished.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
26.100
Gravy goes in. Recent finishes: 3-2-9-2-4.
26.733
The floor is getting smaller.
27.500
Old Gristle goes in.
28.017
There goes another one.
29.275
There goes another one.
29.458
In goes Radiator. Recent finishes: 7-8-12-8-11.
30.517
Well, that was always going to happen.
30.858
Two left.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Another panel gone.
35.108
Absolute carnage.
35.317
Oh dear.
36.483
The floor is getting smaller.
37.625
Less of it every time you look.
38.750
It is chaos out there.
39.867
The floor is getting smaller.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Another panel gone.
43.133
You do not see that every day.
43.850
Big Randy goes in. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-6-13.
44.192
Another panel gone.
45.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
45.858
It is Custard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Big Randy 37.625 Big Randy 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 9 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
23 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 1-14-5-15-14.
15.04
1
Big Randy The Noodles
27 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-10-15-9-12.
8.50
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-8-15-14-9.
15.29
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-1-14-16-7.
23.25
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 16-10-12-11-12.
50.17
6
The Kidney The Beans
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 14-12-8-7-13.
67.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-10-7-1.
8.21
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-16-3-13-4.
38.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-11-5-9-3.
11.42
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-6-6-15-9.
9.69
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 13-13-16-13-11.
56.90
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-3-16-16-9.
8.12
8
Slapper The Pucks
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 16-16-13-1-7.
50.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks
32 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-8-7-1-8.
6.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys
31 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-11-10-1-5.
15.14
21
Custard The Soft Boys
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-3-6-12-6.
9.91

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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