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Floor · Season 2 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Patio

Old Gristle took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crooked Pete finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 11 +10 0 2.6
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 1 -1 0 0.8
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 53.317 — 16 +13 18 10.2
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 49.283 — 9 +5 11 12.0
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 46.592 — 5 0 10 12.8
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 44.892 — 10 +4 0 14.3
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 43.158 — 8 +1 13 14.8
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 40.817 — 7 -1 5 14.9
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 34.875 — 13 +4 11 17.4
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 32.833 — 6 -4 6 19.2
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 31.817 — 12 +1 6 18.1
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 30.500 — 15 +3 5 18.7
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 29.392 — 14 +1 8 19.2
14 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 28.117 — 2 -12 11 18.4
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 14.308 — 3 -12 6 16.5
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.342 — 4 -12 7 21.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 5-8-11-6-7.
5.600
Nowhere left for Pilot Light to go. Recent finishes: 8-6-13-8-7.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.300
That is as close as it gets.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
13.342
That is Second Sock finished.
14.692
Another panel gone.
14.742
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 7-9-7-6-4.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.117
That is Big Randy finished.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.517
In goes Slapper.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
30.917
Squish is gone. Recent finishes: 3-7-5-3-4.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.317
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 4-1-15-3-2.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.717
That is Refried Ron finished.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.117
That is Puck Yeah finished.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
40.433
It is chaos out there.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
41.833
That is Radiator finished.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.233
That is Pilot Light finished.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
There goes another one.
44.892
Thick Rick goes in.
45.275
Another panel gone.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
46.592
In goes The Kidney.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.283
That is Stubbs finished.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.267
Oh dear.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
54.667
In goes Custard.
56.067
Down to the last two.
1:08.208
It is Old Gristle!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
24 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-1-14-5-15.
21.12
1
Big Randy The Noodles
34 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-2-10-3-3.
5.17
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-2-13-12-12.
22.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-3-7-10-9.
13.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 11-16-11-14-12.
73.24
5
Refried Ron The Beans
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-4-7-2-14.
13.46
4
Radiator Basement Heat
31 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-3-9-7-12.
20.86
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
34 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 14-13-5-12-14.
73.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-6-7-9-11.
16.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-15-14-14-1.
11.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 13-4-13-4-13.
37.51
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.3. Last five: 16-4-3-5-13.
33.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-11-2-5.
8.00
8
Slapper The Pucks
28 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 1-7-7-16-16.
20.07
2
Squish The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-8-6-2-11.
14.38
21
Custard The Soft Boys
26 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-1-15-11-3.
5.41

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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