Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 2 · Round 29

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Old Gristle wins at The Scaffold

Old Gristle took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 27.758 11 +10 1 3.2
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 25.750 9 +7 2 19.8
3 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 18.092 8 +5 3 20.8
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 16.908 10 +6 3 19.4
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 16.608 2 -3 0 20.0
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 16.492 15 +9 2 20.0
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 16.300 3 -4 4 19.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 15.442 1 -7 3 20.7
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 15.158 14 +5 3 20.3
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.075 4 -6 4 18.6
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 13.833 6 -5 1 21.9
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 13.667 12 0 1 21.3
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 12.900 13 0 0 20.0
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 11.392 16 +2 0 19.9
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8.125 7 -8 2 20.3
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 7.367 5 -11 1 21.5
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 2-6-1-3-2.
4.708
The Kidney is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 16-8-7-11-5.
5.000
There goes another one.
6.175
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
7.333
The floor is getting smaller.
7.367
The Kidney is gone. Recent finishes: 16-8-7-11-5.
8.467
And it all goes wrong.
8.767
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 12-6-5-12-6.
9.583
There goes another one.
10.675
Another panel gone.
11.392
Tender Greg is gone.
11.750
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
12.808
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
12.900
In goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-2-12-1-1.
13.850
No idea what happened there.
14.300
In goes Chunk.
14.875
And it all goes wrong.
15.700
Butter Bean goes in.
15.883
The floor is getting smaller.
16.875
Another panel gone.
17.100
That is Second Sock finished.
17.850
Less of it every time you look.
18.500
Puck Yeah is gone.
18.817
Another panel gone.
19.758
And it all goes wrong.
19.900
Floppy Joe goes in.
20.692
They will not want to see that again.
21.300
That is The Heel finished.
21.617
There goes another one.
22.517
Another panel gone.
22.700
Yolk is gone.
23.417
There goes another one.
24.100
Crooked Pete goes in.
24.292
The floor is getting smaller.
25.167
Another panel gone.
25.500
Thick Rick is gone.
26.025
There goes another one.
26.867
Absolute carnage.
26.900
Crawlspace is gone.
27.700
The floor is getting smaller.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-2-6-15-12.
6.90
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
29 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 11-13-14-8-10.
29.50
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-2-13-12-12.
15.52
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-14-4-9-14.
18.71
6
The Kidney The Beans
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-4-11-16-11.
36.04
22
Butter Bean The Beans
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-12-8-10-9.
25.97
1
The Unit Basement Heat
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.6. Last five: 9-6-7-12-16.
23.57
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-9-11-2.
16.33
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-16-15-6-9.
16.74
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
38 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-10-11-11-3.
9.82
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-13-4-13-4.
20.80
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-3-13-16-4.
11.40
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-5-12-2-10.
13.06
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-11-2-5.
6.66
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-6-13-6-15.
13.31
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-13-7-9-9.
13.50

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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