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Floor · Season 2 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Tender Greg wins at The Balcony

Tender Greg took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Wide Load finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 19.950 — 16 +15 0 2.5
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 17.942 — 13 +11 0 19.2
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 16.342 — 1 -2 0 18.3
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 14.925 — 6 +2 0 18.6
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 14.308 — 7 +2 2 19.2
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.133 — 4 -2 0 17.5
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 12.933 — 5 -2 1 17.5
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 12.383 — 3 -5 1 18.5
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 11.992 — 15 +6 1 18.4
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10.842 — 2 -8 0 20.9
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 10.450 — 9 -2 0 19.2
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10.325 — 8 -4 0 18.1
13 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 10.308 — 11 -2 1 19.1
14 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 10.300 — 12 -2 0 19.2
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 9.433 — 10 -5 0 18.8
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 8.167 — 14 -2 2 18.8
0.000
Here we go.
5.008
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 12-4-1-3-2.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
8.167
In goes Puck Yeah.
9.567
Stubbs is gone.
9.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.967
In goes The Lieutenant.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
12.367
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-1.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.767
Pilot Light goes in.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
15.167
Honey Mustard goes in.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
16.567
In goes Floppy Joe.
17.208
And it all goes wrong.
17.967
In goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 13-3-8-10-4.
18.633
Absolute carnage.
19.367
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-7-7.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 10 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
30 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 16-11-13-14-8.
44.00
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-12-7-2-6.
17.14
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-2-8-2-13.
10.16
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
47 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-3-12-14-4.
8.01
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
37 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-5-14-4-10.
26.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 16-13-8-6-4.
33.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-9-11-2.
24.21
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 7-10-11-16-14.
44.24
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
36 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-2-4-16-7.
16.11
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-10-14-9-6.
20.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-6-5-13-4.
11.87
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
37 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-3-1-11-1.
8.68
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-5-12-2-10.
12.80
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-11-2-5.
7.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
36 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-15-8-6-13.
17.65
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-13-7-9-9.
7.95

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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