Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 2 · Round 34

The Gantry — Team Pack Race

The Gantry · The Gantry · 29 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Squish wins at The Gantry

Squish took The Gantry — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Crawlspace finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1:24.433 16 +15 0 0.8
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1:22.425 7 +5 0 9.0
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:22.333 2 -1 0 9.7
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:15.792 6 +2 22 13.0
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1:12.242 11 +6 3 13.9
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:11.458 14 +8 4 14.4
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:01.983 13 +6 9 16.5
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 43.717 3 -5 12 18.7
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 43.075 9 0 15 18.5
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 34.050 12 +2 7 19.9
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 32.475 5 -6 7 19.4
12 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 17.575 4 -8 3 21.3
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 17.258 8 -5 5 18.0
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 16.725 15 +1 6 19.6
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 9.708 10 -5 3 18.7
16 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 6.008 1 -15 1 19.2
0.000
Here we go.
3.917
Look at the state of it.
6.008
That is Crooked Pete finished.
7.000
Less of it every time you look.
8.817
Another panel gone.
9.708
In goes Honey Mustard.
10.608
Another panel gone.
12.383
That is the sport, right there.
14.125
You do not see that every day.
15.392
Radiator has lost it.
15.850
Absolute carnage.
16.792
That is Yolk finished.
17.542
The floor is getting smaller.
18.192
Radiator goes in.
19.225
Less of it every time you look.
19.592
Tube Sock is gone.
20.875
Another panel gone.
22.508
Another panel gone.
24.125
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
25.725
Less of it every time you look.
27.300
There goes another one.
28.850
Another panel gone.
30.392
The floor is getting smaller.
31.908
The floor is getting smaller.
32.475
In goes Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-8-8.
33.408
Another panel gone.
34.050
That is Old Gristle finished.
34.900
The floor is getting smaller.
36.367
Another panel gone.
37.817
Extraordinary scenes.
39.250
And it all goes wrong.
40.667
That is the sport, right there.
41.333
Lil Nugget is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 3-1-16-1-3.
42.075
There goes another one.
43.075
Lil Nugget is gone.
43.467
Another panel gone.
44.475
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 13-5-5-6-5.
44.842
That is the sport, right there.
46.200
And it all goes wrong.
47.542
Less of it every time you look.
48.875
Oh dear.
49.258
The lava is coming up.
50.192
There goes another one.
51.500
Less of it every time you look.
52.792
Look at the state of it.
54.075
The floor is getting smaller.
55.342
Another panel gone.
56.592
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.833
The floor is getting smaller.
59.067
Less of it every time you look.
1:00.283
Less of it every time you look.
1:01.492
Less of it every time you look.
1:01.983
Puck Yeah goes in. Recent finishes: 8-2-12-4-1.
1:02.692
Less of it every time you look.
1:03.875
Extraordinary scenes.
1:05.050
Another panel gone.
1:06.217
Another panel gone.
1:07.367
It is chaos out there.
1:08.517
Look at the state of it.
1:09.650
Less of it every time you look.
1:10.775
Less of it every time you look.
1:11.458
Wide Load is gone. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-1-2.
1:11.883
Less of it every time you look.
1:12.858
Gravy goes in.
1:12.992
Another panel gone.
1:14.083
Another panel gone.
1:15.175
Less of it every time you look.
1:15.792
In goes Refried Ron.
1:16.250
And it all goes wrong.
1:17.317
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:18.375
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:19.433
Less of it every time you look.
1:20.475
Extraordinary scenes.
1:21.508
Less of it every time you look.
1:22.333
In goes Long John.
1:22.533
There goes another one.
1:23.550
Less of it every time you look.
1:23.733
Down to the last two.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Grating Long John 28.850 Long John 28.850
Smooth Descent Grating Long John 1:01.492 Long John 32.642
Smooth Descent Grating Long John 1:19.433 Long John 17.941
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
32 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 16-2-16-11-13.
64.94
7
Long John The Noodles
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-13-10-12-16.
20.53
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-15-15-9-2.
19.81
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-3-6-15-15.
15.48
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
37 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-5-14-4-10.
20.76
5
Refried Ron The Beans
41 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 11-12-10-16-13.
35.91
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-13-11-13-9.
11.70
4
Radiator Basement Heat
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-13-1-3-15.
7.11
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-6-16-15-6.
18.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
36 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-2-4-16-7.
13.88
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-4-6-5-8.
19.60
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-10-1-4-6.
7.78
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-8-9-5-6.
16.05
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-5-12-2-10.
9.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
38 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-16-6-15-8.
14.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
40 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-10-5-5-6.
8.38

Course preview

3 sections · 29 m
Smooth Descent Grating
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Open grating, nine by seven, and the slowest collapse anywhere. You can see exactly what is coming for a very long time.

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