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Floor · Season 2 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Pilot Light wins at The Conservatory

Pilot Light took The Conservatory for the Basement Heat. Second Sock finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 54.600 — 8 +7 0 3.0
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 52.592 — 4 +2 0 17.4
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 49.500 — 11 +8 0 17.3
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 47.517 — 2 -2 5 16.9
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 46.233 — 12 +7 6 18.7
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 39.967 — 6 0 6 20.2
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 35.783 — 10 +3 0 20.4
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 34.767 — 14 +6 1 19.9
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 25.242 — 9 0 4 20.2
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 23.225 — 16 +6 5 20.3
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 21.475 — 5 -6 2 21.3
12 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 15.617 — 3 -9 4 18.6
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 11.600 — 13 0 2 21.9
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 11.100 — 15 +1 0 21.2
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 10.992 — 1 -14 0 20.6
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9.425 — 7 -9 1 21.1
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 12-5-7-6-2.
5.908
Extraordinary scenes.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.392
There goes another one.
8.767
The floor is getting smaller.
9.425
Radiator goes in.
10.125
The floor is getting smaller.
10.992
Long John goes in.
11.467
Another panel gone.
12.392
In goes Tender Greg.
12.800
Less of it every time you look.
13.792
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 14-1-1-1-14.
14.117
The floor is getting smaller.
15.425
The floor is getting smaller.
15.617
Tube Sock goes in.
16.717
Another panel gone.
18.000
There goes another one.
19.267
The floor is getting smaller.
20.308
How is that still up there?
20.517
Look at the state of it.
21.708
Refried Ron goes in.
21.758
The floor is getting smaller.
22.992
That is the sport, right there.
23.225
Custard is gone. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-8-2.
24.217
There goes another one.
25.242
Thick Rick is gone.
25.425
Well, that was always going to happen.
26.617
Another panel gone.
27.808
The floor is getting smaller.
28.983
The floor is getting smaller.
30.150
Less of it every time you look.
31.100
It is climbing now. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-8-4.
31.300
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.583
Less of it every time you look.
34.567
Extraordinary. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-9.
34.708
The floor is getting smaller.
35.825
Oh dear.
35.967
Slapper goes in.
36.925
That is the sport, right there.
37.367
That is Lil Nugget finished.
38.025
The floor is getting smaller.
39.108
There goes another one.
39.967
That is Butter Bean finished.
40.192
The floor is getting smaller.
41.258
There goes another one.
42.317
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.375
There goes another one.
44.417
Another panel gone.
45.025
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
45.450
They will not want to see that again.
46.425
In goes Chunk.
46.475
Another panel gone.
47.500
The floor is getting smaller.
47.825
Floppy Joe goes in.
48.508
That is the sport, right there.
49.500
That is Old Gristle finished.
49.508
The floor is getting smaller.
50.508
And it all goes wrong.
50.900
Down to the last two.
51.500
There goes another one.
52.475
Another panel gone.
52.592
In goes Second Sock.
53.450
Less of it every time you look.
54.417
There goes another one.
54.600
Pilot Light takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Floppy Joe 43.375 Floppy Joe 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 16
2 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 14
3 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 12
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 10
5 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 6
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 4
8 SFT The Soft Boys 24 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-8-3-10-2.
15.43
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
45 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-13-9-1-6.
16.17
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-13-2-12-8.
11.99
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-11-10-5-2.
14.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans
51 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 16-6-11-5-4.
37.09
22
Butter Bean The Beans
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-11-1-8-4.
19.41
4
Radiator Basement Heat
37 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-13-8-13-1.
10.68
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
41 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.8. Last five: 12-4-7-7-10.
38.59
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
45 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-4-4-1-6.
6.14
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-3-3-4-9.
7.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-10-10-15-13.
30.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-7-10-3-11.
24.00
4
Wide Load The Pucks
51 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-11-6-3-4.
14.35
8
Slapper The Pucks
40 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 16-2-9-9-8.
27.77
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
44 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-12-14-3-1.
19.79
21
Custard The Soft Boys
35 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-5-11-3.
7.30

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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