Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at The Basement

Chunk took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:05.811 2 +1 10 10.7
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:07.573 +1.76 4 +2 5 9.5
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:21.289 +15.48 5 +2 9 10.0
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:23.949 +18.14 3 -1 3 9.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:25.111 +19.30 6 +1 6 9.0
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.383 +20.57 7 +1 4 10.3
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:28.366 +22.56 1 -6 6 8.9
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:29.545 +23.73 8 0 12 9.1
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.000
Chunk goes to the front.
8.689
Up goes Squish.
16.033
Big Randy cannot hold position.
24.800
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
28.744
That is a big one for Slapper.
30.906
Chunk is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-2.
32.506
They are going to the line together. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-2.
35.906
It is Chunk! Career record: 36 wins from 125, average finish 3.8.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Butter Bean 1.944 Butter Bean 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 4.594 Chunk 2.333
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 7.194 Chunk 2.600
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 9.083 Stubbs 1.850
The Drops Carpet Chunk 11.056 Squish 1.911
Peg Field Smooth Chunk 13.856 Chunk 2.800
The Pinball Table Hard Chunk 16.322 Squish 1.967
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 19.361 Chunk 3.039
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 21.017 Chunk 1.656
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 23.906 Chunk 2.889
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 26.778 Stubbs 2.461
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 27.950 Chunk 1.172
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 30.472 Stubbs 2.505
Fabric Run Smooth Chunk 33.906 Second Sock 1.000
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
110 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-5-8-3-7.
30.09
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-6-5-7.
20.44
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-12-8-6-2.
23.73
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-2-5-6.
43.38
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-3-3-6-3.
5.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
119 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-9-2-2.
3.41
8
Slapper The Pucks
118 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-9-2.
2.79
2
Squish The Soft Boys
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-5-2-6.
6.17

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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