· Season 5 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Slapper wins at Nan's Landing
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:32.389 | — | 5 | +4 | 11 | 9.6 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:33.578 | +1.19 | 16 | +14 | 11 | 10.1 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:47.455 | +15.07 | 14 | +11 | 13 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:49.589 | +17.20 | 9 | +5 | 7 | 8.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:51.223 | +18.83 | 8 | +3 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:51.944 | +19.56 | 1 | -5 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:53.972 | +21.58 | 7 | 0 | 13 | 9.0 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:54.740 | +22.35 | 12 | +4 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:55.211 | +22.82 | 15 | +6 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 10 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:56.877 | +24.49 | 13 | +3 | 10 | 8.2 |
| 11 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:00.656 | +28.27 | 4 | -7 | 9 | 8.6 |
| 12 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:03.028 | +30.64 | 11 | -1 | 12 | 8.6 |
| 13 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:03.206 | +30.82 | 10 | -3 | 9 | 8.4 |
| 14 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:05.973 | +33.58 | 3 | -11 | 12 | 10.7 |
| 15 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:06.511 | +34.12 | 6 | -9 | 9 | 8.9 |
| 16 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:09.090 | +36.70 | 2 | -14 | 11 | 8.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
3.833
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 37 wins from 126, average finish 3.8.
8.033
Damp Kevin is picking them off. Recent finishes: 6-7-8-5-4.
13.117
Up goes Chunk.
16.550
That is going to sting in the morning.
20.067
The Unit is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-5-6.
24.033
Old Gristle is picking them off.
28.894
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
33.161
Thick Rick takes a knock.
33.800
Thick Rick has it.
36.694
The Unit is completely off the deck.
40.094
Slapper wins it.
44.089
Right into it goes The Unit.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.567 | Refried Ron 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.328 | Sweaty Gerald 2.533 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 12.750 | Slapper 8.061 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 14.972 | Chunk 2.222 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 16.356 | Chunk 1.384 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Chunk | 17.972 | Slapper 1.612 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Thick Rick | 22.428 | Thick Rick 2.028 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Thick Rick | 24.322 | Thick Rick 1.894 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Thick Rick | 26.567 | Slapper 2.228 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Thick Rick | 28.450 | Thick Rick 1.883 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Thick Rick | 30.567 | Thick Rick 2.117 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 33.600 | Slapper 2.705 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 36.800 | Refried Ron 1.067 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 29 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · HOME
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-11-8-13-7.
51.84
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
112 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-3-1.
3.72
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-4-4-4-12.
26.89
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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