Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 20

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at Nan's Landing

Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:32.389 5 +4 11 9.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:33.578 +1.19 16 +14 11 10.1
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:47.455 +15.07 14 +11 13 10.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:49.589 +17.20 9 +5 7 8.9
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:51.223 +18.83 8 +3 9 10.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:51.944 +19.56 1 -5 10 9.7
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:53.972 +21.58 7 0 13 9.0
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:54.740 +22.35 12 +4 11 9.8
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:55.211 +22.82 15 +6 12 11.0
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:56.877 +24.49 13 +3 10 8.2
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:00.656 +28.27 4 -7 9 8.6
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:03.028 +30.64 11 -1 12 8.6
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:03.206 +30.82 10 -3 9 8.4
14 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:05.973 +33.58 3 -11 12 10.7
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:06.511 +34.12 6 -9 9 8.9
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:09.090 +36.70 2 -14 11 8.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
3.833
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 37 wins from 126, average finish 3.8.
8.033
Damp Kevin is picking them off. Recent finishes: 6-7-8-5-4.
13.117
Up goes Chunk.
16.550
That is going to sting in the morning.
20.067
The Unit is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-5-6.
24.033
Old Gristle is picking them off.
28.894
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
33.161
Thick Rick takes a knock.
33.800
Thick Rick has it.
36.694
The Unit is completely off the deck.
40.094
Slapper wins it.
44.089
Right into it goes The Unit.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 4.328 Sweaty Gerald 2.533
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 12.750 Slapper 8.061
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 14.972 Chunk 2.222
The Drops Carpet Chunk 16.356 Chunk 1.384
The Spiral Soft fabric Chunk 17.972 Slapper 1.612
Laundry Chute Carpet Thick Rick 22.428 Thick Rick 2.028
Rotating Drum Smooth Thick Rick 24.322 Thick Rick 1.894
Narrow Pipe Carpet Thick Rick 26.567 Slapper 2.228
The Drops Smooth Thick Rick 28.450 Thick Rick 1.883
Stairwell Smooth Thick Rick 30.567 Thick Rick 2.117
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 33.600 Slapper 2.705
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 36.800 Refried Ron 1.067
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
110 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-5-8-3-7.
39.90
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-11-8-13-7.
51.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-6-5-7.
34.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
113 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-6-7-6-3.
45.76
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-5-8-8.
70.64
5
Refried Ron The Beans
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-8-15-4.
58.48
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-2-5-6.
57.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat
118 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-16-4.
29.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-3-3-6-3.
8.43
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
115 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 15-2-10-3-15.
39.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
112 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-3-1.
3.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
120 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-1-3-9-2.
9.36
4
Wide Load The Pucks
106 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-14-1-1.
6.84
8
Slapper The Pucks
118 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-9-2.
4.46
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
116 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-8-2-4-7.
28.16
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-4-4-4-12.
26.89

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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