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· Season 5 · Round 21

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Unit finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:17.379 — 8 +7 6 13.1
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:32.267 +14.89 3 +1 13 14.2
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.305 +17.93 2 -1 9 13.5
— Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:40.017 +22.64 7 +3 9 13.0
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:42.095 +24.72 1 -4 13 14.0
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:42.866 +25.49 5 -1 10 11.8
— Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:49.806 +32.43 6 -1 10 13.7
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:06.983 +49.60 4 -4 3 19.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.933
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 6-1-9-2-13.
8.661
Big Randy gets air.
16.033
You do not see that every day.
19.494
Thick Rick is off the course.
24.033
Squish goes to the front.
31.367
You do not see that every day. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
31.783
Squish has it. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-2-3.
34.783
It is The Coaster!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Old Gristle 1.956 Old Gristle 1.956
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Old Gristle 4.306 Thick Rick 2.067
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 5.561 Thick Rick 1.211
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 6.278 Thick Rick 0.717
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 12.628 Thick Rick 6.350
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Thick Rick 15.828 Old Gristle 2.850
Narrow Pipe Hard Thick Rick 17.539 The Coaster 1.561
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 18.989 Thick Rick 1.450
Rotating Drum Slick Squish 25.567 Squish 2.356
Laundry Chute Metal Squish 28.033 Squish 2.466
The Washboard Metal Squish 31.900 The Coaster 2.750
Slick Floor Smooth Squish 34.783 The Coaster 0.906
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-10-5-8-3.
25.94
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
116 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-7-6-7-13.
19.36
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-5-8.
26.18
1
The Unit Basement Heat
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-5-6-16.
14.08
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
116 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-15-2-10-3.
10.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
113 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-2-3.
2.68
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
116 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-13-1-1.
3.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
108 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-4-4-5-2.
6.41

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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