· Season 5 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Puck Yeah wins at Nan's Landing
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:44.761 | — | 11 | +10 | 12 | 10.7 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:47.839 | +3.08 | 7 | +5 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:51.545 | +6.78 | 13 | +10 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:54.362 | +9.60 | 10 | +6 | 10 | 9.6 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:55.728 | +10.97 | 5 | 0 | 12 | 9.0 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:03.467 | +18.71 | 16 | +10 | 15 | 8.3 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:03.795 | +19.03 | 12 | +5 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:04.067 | +19.31 | 3 | -5 | 11 | 8.1 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:05.673 | +20.91 | 2 | -7 | 12 | 8.7 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:06.589 | +21.83 | 14 | +4 | 10 | 8.2 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:06.727 | +21.97 | 8 | -3 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 12 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:06.866 | +22.11 | 6 | -6 | 7 | 9.7 |
| 13 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:07.344 | +22.58 | 4 | -9 | 7 | 9.2 |
| 14 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:08.512 | +23.75 | 9 | -5 | 10 | 8.4 |
| 15 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:10.422 | +25.66 | 15 | 0 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 16 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:12.700 | +27.94 | 1 | -15 | 13 | 8.3 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.567
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
13.611
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
17.133
Up goes Squish.
20.550
Extraordinary scenes.
24.033
Chunk is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-10-2.
31.617
Oh dear. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
35.061
Puck Yeah has it.
35.267
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
38.667
It is Puck Yeah! Career record: 67 wins from 126, average finish 2.9.
45.100
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Long John | 1.600 | Radiator 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 4.506 | Squish 2.555 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 13.233 | Puck Yeah 8.727 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 15.506 | Puck Yeah 2.273 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 16.978 | Puck Yeah 1.472 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 18.617 | Squish 1.611 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 24.089 | Crawlspace 2.550 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 26.833 | Honey Mustard 2.728 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 28.967 | Puck Yeah 2.134 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 30.711 | Puck Yeah 1.744 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 32.506 | Puck Yeah 1.795 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 35.256 | Puck Yeah 2.750 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 38.061 | The Kidney 1.084 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-8-7.
39.18
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
119 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-6-1-9-2.
13.22
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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