Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Radiator survives to win

Radiator took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Crooked Pete finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:34.389 2 +1 13 12.2
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:40.017 +5.63 7 +5 14 13.9
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:41.783 +7.39 14 +11 6 11.4
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:41.927 +7.54 4 0 16 12.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:45.050 +10.66 8 +3 3 9.9
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:48.972 +14.58 3 -3 13 11.9
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.394 +31.01 16 +9 3 21.6
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:10.866 +36.48 11 +3 12 11.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:11.322 +36.93 9 0 16 13.3
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.228 +63.84 12 +2 9 13.4
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:43.245 +68.86 15 +4 5 12.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:44.417 +70.03 13 +1 10 13.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.795 +72.41 5 -8 6 18.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:51.317 +76.93 10 -4 11 12.0
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:07.428 +93.04 6 -9 3 23.1
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:22.833 +108.44 1 -15 9 10.7
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.400
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 41 wins from 136, average finish 3.7.
7.989
Gravy is completely off the deck.
12.100
It is chaos out there.
15.511
Big air for Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-2.
19.006
Wide Load has ground to a halt.
27.383
Radiator gets air. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-5-9.
31.067
Here comes Gravy.
32.528
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
35.928
Radiator wins it. Career record: 1 wins from 130, average finish 7.3.
39.822
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Heel 1.594 Chunk 1.572
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.322 Floppy Joe 2.655
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.694 Chunk 1.372
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Custard 8.244 Radiator 1.961
The Drops Metal The Kidney 9.889 The Coaster 1.333
Peg Field Metal The Kidney 11.500 The Coaster 1.489
The Pinball Table Metal The Kidney 13.133 Radiator 1.478
Collision Funnel Metal Radiator 21.744 Honey Mustard 7.234
Smooth Descent Metal Radiator 23.983 Honey Mustard 1.955
Barrier Run Soft fabric Radiator 25.983 Honey Mustard 1.472
Sweeping Curve Hard Radiator 28.456 Honey Mustard 1.906
Bounce Pads Metal Radiator 30.361 Honey Mustard 1.272
Laundry Chute Metal Radiator 32.928 Gravy 1.933
Narrow Pipe Carpet Gravy 34.067 Gravy 0.867
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 9 0/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
113 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-14-7-7-7.
40.90
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-7-6-4.
47.86
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-5-11-4.
39.57
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
123 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-8-11-5-5.
29.12
22
Butter Bean The Beans
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-8-8-8.
37.27
6
The Kidney The Beans
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-4-7-8.
34.06
4
Radiator Basement Heat
127 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-9-6-9-6.
56.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
118 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-6-6-5.
21.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
120 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-3-6-3.
8.81
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
123 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-16-3-2-3.
9.46
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
132 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-10-2.
5.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
113 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-1-12.
7.39
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
123 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
4.66
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
117 starts, 47 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-11-2-1-2.
15.81
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-5-4-4-4.
22.45
21
Custard The Soft Boys
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-5-4-12.
19.40

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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