Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Pilot Light finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:14.455 6 +5 7 14.4
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:28.362 +13.91 15 +13 12 14.4
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:31.639 +17.18 1 -2 5 11.6
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.684 +20.23 16 +12 11 11.5
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:36.372 +21.92 9 +4 7 10.5
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:37.462 +23.01 11 +5 7 13.4
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.982 +24.53 10 +3 10 13.0
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.422 +37.97 13 +5 4 21.8
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.322 +45.87 2 -7 8 13.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:05.233 +50.78 7 -3 8 15.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.755 +60.30 14 +3 14 11.8
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:18.249 +63.79 12 0 6 13.9
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:19.000 +64.55 3 -10 9 12.2
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:36.788 +82.33 8 -6 2 23.6
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:37.083 +82.63 4 -11 6 12.7
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:21.238 +126.78 5 -11 11 11.8
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
6.478
Big air for Custard.
9.911
Big air for Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
13.439
Big air for Long John.
17.178
The Kidney is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-10-7.
24.033
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-2-16-1-1.
28.678
Up goes Pilot Light.
30.461
Here comes Chunk.
32.117
And it all goes wrong.
35.517
The Lieutenant takes it.
40.917
Heavy contact for The Kidney. Averaging 10.5 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Kidney 1.561 The Kidney 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal The Kidney 4.522 Chunk 2.422
Sweeping Curve Hard The Kidney 6.117 Custard 1.367
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Custard 8.056 Wide Load 1.734
The Drops Metal Pilot Light 9.639 Thick Rick 1.228
Peg Field Metal Pilot Light 11.150 Thick Rick 1.155
The Pinball Table Metal Pilot Light 12.628 Thick Rick 1.078
Collision Funnel Metal Pilot Light 22.094 The Lieutenant 6.850
Smooth Descent Metal Pilot Light 24.394 The Lieutenant 2.022
Barrier Run Soft fabric Pilot Light 26.772 The Lieutenant 1.472
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 29.533 Chunk 1.894
Bounce Pads Metal Chunk 30.839 The Lieutenant 1.272
Laundry Chute Metal Chunk 32.678 Chunk 1.839
Narrow Pipe Carpet Chunk 33.461 Chunk 0.783
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 0/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 22 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
102 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-7-5-8.
22.27
7
Long John The Noodles
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-7-5.
40.60
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-5-7-7.
32.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-7-6-10.
37.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-4-10-8.
100.85
22
Butter Bean The Beans
105 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
22.21
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-6-5-6-9.
19.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-3-6-13-6.
53.21
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-16-1-3-3.
9.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
108 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-1-3-5-2.
9.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
113 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-1-3-11-2.
6.14
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
111 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-9-2-4.
7.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
111 starts, 59 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 8-2-12-4-1.
5.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
100 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-4-1-2.
8.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 6-3-11-4-3.
27.92
21
Custard The Soft Boys
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-3-4-14-3.
19.52

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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