Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at The Basement

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:01.361 3 +2 6 10.5
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:13.032 +11.67 2 0 6 9.8
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.589 +14.23 8 +5 5 9.5
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:23.162 +21.80 4 0 8 10.3
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:24.632 +23.27 5 0 7 10.0
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:28.195 +26.83 1 -5 9 12.4
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:29.200 +27.84 6 -1 9 10.6
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:40.384 +39.02 7 -1 10 9.7
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.2 contacts an event coming in.
5.033
Old Gristle takes the lead.
9.161
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-15.
16.033
Pilot Light is going backwards.
22.589
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
26.744
Yolk finds trouble. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
27.389
Old Gristle is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-16.
30.144
They are going to the line together.
33.544
Slapper wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Sweaty Gerald 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 4.589 Lil Nugget 2.450
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 7.011 Old Gristle 2.422
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 9.133 Slapper 1.878
The Drops Carpet Old Gristle 10.800 Slapper 1.622
Peg Field Smooth Old Gristle 13.061 Old Gristle 2.261
The Pinball Table Hard Old Gristle 14.711 Old Gristle 1.650
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 17.483 Old Gristle 2.772
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 19.178 Slapper 1.628
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 22.422 Slapper 2.878
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 25.661 Yolk 2.383
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 27.000 Yolk 1.189
Carpet Flat Smooth Old Gristle 29.517 Yolk 2.372
Fabric Run Smooth Old Gristle 30.389 Slapper 0.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/1 6
4 NOO The Noodles 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-3-8-5-10.
11.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-3-8-6.
15.25
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-7-4-6-7.
24.34
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 6-7-16-5-14.
31.48
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-3-3-4.
2.81
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
4 starts, 2 wins, average finish 2.0. Last five: 4-1-2-1.
3.86
8
Slapper The Pucks
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-15-1-6-2.
10.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-2-4-4-3.
4.90

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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