Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 20

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at Nan's Landing

Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:36.744 5 +4 8 10.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:45.772 +9.03 9 +7 11 9.9
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:46.656 +9.91 3 0 11 10.7
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:48.628 +11.88 13 +9 8 9.6
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:48.845 +12.10 16 +11 11 8.9
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:54.222 +17.48 11 +5 10 10.5
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:54.689 +17.95 1 -6 8 10.2
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:57.738 +20.99 7 -1 8 9.5
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:59.178 +22.43 4 -5 13 8.4
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:00.155 +23.41 14 +4 11 9.0
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:01.050 +24.31 15 +4 10 12.6
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:02.500 +25.76 12 0 5 8.4
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:02.833 +26.09 6 -7 13 8.9
14 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.039 +27.30 8 -6 10 9.1
15 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:04.543 +27.80 2 -13 10 9.9
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:07.228 +30.48 10 -6 13 8.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
3.867
The Lieutenant hits the front.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
13.039
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
16.650
Butter Bean gets air. Recent finishes: 5-9-4-4-6.
20.161
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 4-7-8-4-15.
24.033
And it all goes wrong.
27.700
Big air for The Lieutenant.
32.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-3-11-2-3.
36.106
That is the sport, right there.
38.622
Butter Bean is going to win this.
40.033
Thick Rick is making ground.
43.433
They are going to the line together.
46.833
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Heel 1.589 Sweaty Gerald 1.572
Smooth Descent Carpet The Lieutenant 3.856 The Lieutenant 2.278
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 4.717 The Lieutenant 0.861
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 14.833 Chunk 2.100
The Drops Carpet Slapper 16.067 Slapper 1.234
The Spiral Soft fabric Slapper 17.311 Slapper 1.244
Laundry Chute Carpet Slapper 20.056 Lil Nugget 2.255
Rotating Drum Smooth Slapper 22.639 Slapper 2.583
Narrow Pipe Carpet Slapper 25.144 Wide Load 2.167
The Drops Smooth Slapper 31.889 Wide Load 1.822
Stairwell Smooth Butter Bean 35.139 Thick Rick 1.794
Carpet Flat Carpet Butter Bean 38.600 Thick Rick 3.100
Tight Curve Smooth Butter Bean 41.622 Lil Nugget 1.022
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-3-8-5-10.
18.72
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-14-5-8-5.
47.43
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-5-6-8.
23.49
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-16-8-5-5.
29.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-7-4-6-7.
67.74
22
Butter Bean The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6-4-7-6-7.
30.59
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 6-7-16-5-14.
52.66
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-2-6-7-5.
28.45
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-9-3-3-4.
13.83
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-3-3-4.
3.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
7 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-11-2-1-13.
10.79
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-9-2-1-8.
12.54
8
Slapper The Pucks
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-15-1-6-2.
18.39
4
Wide Load The Pucks
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.4. Last five: 15-2-1-2-2.
14.10
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 6-4-4-3-5.
6.44
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-4-4-3.
10.23

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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