· Season 1 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Slapper wins at Nan's Landing
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:36.744 | — | 5 | +4 | 8 | 10.3 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:45.772 | +9.03 | 9 | +7 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:46.656 | +9.91 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:48.628 | +11.88 | 13 | +9 | 8 | 9.6 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:48.845 | +12.10 | 16 | +11 | 11 | 8.9 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:54.222 | +17.48 | 11 | +5 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:54.689 | +17.95 | 1 | -6 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 8 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:57.738 | +20.99 | 7 | -1 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 9 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:59.178 | +22.43 | 4 | -5 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 10 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:00.155 | +23.41 | 14 | +4 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:01.050 | +24.31 | 15 | +4 | 10 | 12.6 |
| 12 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:02.500 | +25.76 | 12 | 0 | 5 | 8.4 |
| 13 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:02.833 | +26.09 | 6 | -7 | 13 | 8.9 |
| 14 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:04.039 | +27.30 | 8 | -6 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 15 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:04.543 | +27.80 | 2 | -13 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 16 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:07.228 | +30.48 | 10 | -6 | 13 | 8.8 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
3.867
The Lieutenant hits the front.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
13.039
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
16.650
Butter Bean gets air. Recent finishes: 5-9-4-4-6.
20.161
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 4-7-8-4-15.
24.033
And it all goes wrong.
27.700
Big air for The Lieutenant.
32.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-3-11-2-3.
36.106
That is the sport, right there.
38.622
Butter Bean is going to win this.
40.033
Thick Rick is making ground.
43.433
They are going to the line together.
46.833
It is Slapper!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Heel | 1.589 | Sweaty Gerald 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 3.856 | The Lieutenant 2.278 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 4.717 | The Lieutenant 0.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 14.833 | Chunk 2.100 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 16.067 | Slapper 1.234 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Slapper | 17.311 | Slapper 1.244 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Slapper | 20.056 | Lil Nugget 2.255 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Slapper | 22.639 | Slapper 2.583 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Slapper | 25.144 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Slapper | 31.889 | Wide Load 1.822 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Butter Bean | 35.139 | Thick Rick 1.794 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Butter Bean | 38.600 | Thick Rick 3.100 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Butter Bean | 41.622 | Lil Nugget 1.022 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-3-8-5-10.
18.72
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-9-2-1-8.
12.54
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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