Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 38

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:51.278 11 +10 10 9.7
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:53.261 +1.98 3 +1 7 19.1
3 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:58.166 +6.89 10 +7 14 8.9
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.290 +9.01 13 +9 12 8.6
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.846 +9.57 9 +4 7 9.1
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:01.511 +10.23 16 +10 5 8.0
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:01.977 +10.70 4 -3 7 8.5
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:03.500 +12.22 2 -6 17 9.0
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:05.227 +13.95 12 +3 11 9.1
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:05.506 +14.23 5 -5 7 8.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.211 +14.93 8 -3 9 9.4
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:08.655 +17.38 1 -11 14 8.8
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:08.944 +17.67 7 -6 11 8.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:10.572 +19.29 6 -8 9 10.3
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:16.661 +25.38 15 0 9 8.8
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:31.839 +40.56 14 -2 7 18.1
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.600
Puck Yeah hits the front.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-10-1-3-16.
14.567
No idea what happened there.
18.122
Big air for Custard.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-9-2-1.
28.444
The Coaster is out of the race entirely. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-2.
32.033
The Heel is coming through.
35.928
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
37.272
Crawlspace has it.
39.767
Crawlspace has the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 22, average finish 6.6.
43.167
It is Honey Mustard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.594 Refried Ron 1.572
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 4.444 The Coaster 2.350
Sweeping Curve Metal Honey Mustard 13.828 Thick Rick 8.289
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 16.233 Thick Rick 2.261
The Drops Carpet Honey Mustard 17.656 Honey Mustard 1.423
The Spiral Soft fabric Honey Mustard 19.667 Chunk 1.716
Laundry Chute Carpet Chunk 23.667 The Coaster 1.917
Rotating Drum Smooth The Coaster 26.567 The Coaster 1.956
Narrow Pipe Carpet Chunk 29.611 Refried Ron 2.472
The Drops Smooth Honey Mustard 33.006 Honey Mustard 2.067
Stairwell Smooth Honey Mustard 35.161 Honey Mustard 2.155
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 37.628 Honey Mustard 2.467
Tight Curve Smooth Crawlspace 40.272 The Kidney 1.122
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 15 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-3-6-7-8.
16.63
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 12-6-6-8-6.
26.24
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-5-6-10-8.
20.10
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-13-5-11-5.
129.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-8-13-8.
115.57
6
The Kidney The Beans
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 14-8-8-6-4.
56.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-1-7-7.
59.35
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-7-4-7-5.
46.09
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-4-3-3-2.
5.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-4-15-3.
34.11
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
18 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-1-2-2-2.
5.00
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
17 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-12-2-3-2.
10.35
3
The Coaster The Pucks
17 starts, 8 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-2-9-1-1.
4.68
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
15 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-2-14.
8.29
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-3-4-14-4.
20.82
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-3-15-3-4.
36.29

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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