· Season 1 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:51.278 | — | 11 | +10 | 10 | 9.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:53.261 | +1.98 | 3 | +1 | 7 | 19.1 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:58.166 | +6.89 | 10 | +7 | 14 | 8.9 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:00.290 | +9.01 | 13 | +9 | 12 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:00.846 | +9.57 | 9 | +4 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:01.511 | +10.23 | 16 | +10 | 5 | 8.0 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:01.977 | +10.70 | 4 | -3 | 7 | 8.5 |
| 8 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:03.500 | +12.22 | 2 | -6 | 17 | 9.0 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:05.227 | +13.95 | 12 | +3 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 10 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:05.506 | +14.23 | 5 | -5 | 7 | 8.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:06.211 | +14.93 | 8 | -3 | 9 | 9.4 |
| 12 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:08.655 | +17.38 | 1 | -11 | 14 | 8.8 |
| 13 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:08.944 | +17.67 | 7 | -6 | 11 | 8.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:10.572 | +19.29 | 6 | -8 | 9 | 10.3 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:16.661 | +25.38 | 15 | 0 | 9 | 8.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:31.839 | +40.56 | 14 | -2 | 7 | 18.1 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.600
Puck Yeah hits the front.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-10-1-3-16.
14.567
No idea what happened there.
18.122
Big air for Custard.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-9-2-1.
28.444
The Coaster is out of the race entirely. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-2.
32.033
The Heel is coming through.
35.928
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
37.272
Crawlspace has it.
39.767
Crawlspace has the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 22, average finish 6.6.
43.167
It is Honey Mustard!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Long John | 1.594 | Refried Ron 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 4.444 | The Coaster 2.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 13.828 | Thick Rick 8.289 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 16.233 | Thick Rick 2.261 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 17.656 | Honey Mustard 1.423 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 19.667 | Chunk 1.716 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Chunk | 23.667 | The Coaster 1.917 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | The Coaster | 26.567 | The Coaster 1.956 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Chunk | 29.611 | Refried Ron 2.472 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 33.006 | Honey Mustard 2.067 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 35.161 | Honey Mustard 2.155 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 37.628 | Honey Mustard 2.467 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Crawlspace | 40.272 | The Kidney 1.122 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 12 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
17 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-12-2-3-2.
10.35
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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